A bad dancer always has trouble with his balls - Pattaya

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b52clubpattayaPattaya’s infamously dead pan local media, which faithfully follows their local police,  have been slavishly reporting, the recent arrest of 11 Russian prostitutes in the B52 club complex in, according to the Pattaya Daily News,  ‘Pattaya’s infamous Walking Street’.

The raids conducted by Chonburi Superintendent, Pol. Col. Worawit Waitanormjit,  if your read the PDN, or  Police Lieutenant Colonel Rangsalit if you watch Pattaya One TV, were carried out after police ‘acting on tip offs’ put the club under surveillance.

This club was just recently opened in a fanfare by Pattaya’s Deputy Mayor, Ronnakit Ekkasing.  As Russian girls have been working in clubs in Pattaya for years and even dance in little glass booths on the infamous Walking Street (and on Youtube too)  if the police have not noticed, they must be, well er…………….have been paid not to!

 Actually the video put up by the Pattaya Daily News is hilarious. In it the girls seem to be taking the mickey a little bit. 

They know what has been going on but evidently the Deputy Mayor noticed nothing untoward.

tolmachevy-sistersAt the police station they burst into a rousing chorus of ‘Katyusha’, sung better here however by the the Russian Red Army choir and boyband Chelsea, and or here  where you can boogie with the Tolmachevy child star sisters. Katyusha is a patriotic song,Russian women sending their love to the soldiers on the front line during the Second World War. Katyusha rockets were also the Soviets’ World War 11 World War II vengeance weapons.

The girls are are happily signing their confessions, and it looks like the new boss will have to send home for re-enforcements.

I rang the club and asked what the problem was. The woman on the end of the phone replied in Russian: “A bad dancer always has trouble with his balls”.

I am awaiting for some clarification.

9 Responses to “A bad dancer always has trouble with his balls - Pattaya”


  1. 1 Garry

    “A bad dancer always has trouble with his balls”

    Are the Russians trying to get into the Ladyboy act?

  2. 2 Andrew Drummond

    If it makes money.

  3. 3 Lee

    World War 11???

    did I sleep through World Wars 3-10?

  4. 4 Andrew Drummond

    Its my computer - honest!

    (For those who missed this ‘Second World War’, the English verson, was originally written as World War 11)

  5. 5 newbie

    World War Eleven ??

    Careful this blog is getting like Thaivisa.

    Well no I jest , nothing can get like Thaivisa,

  6. 6 Ivan the Russian

    The saying quoted in the title means, a looser who’s not good in what he or she is doing will always find somebody else for his or her faults. For example, you can say so if an athlete who obviously lost for the reason of not being the best goes on to blame the judges for being unfair…

  7. 7 Ivan the Russian

    BTW, the translation of the saying given in your post is not exact. In the original, it goes, “A poor dancer blames his balls”. English equivalent is, “A bad workman blames his tools”.

  8. 8 Andrew Drummond

    Спасибо!

  9. 9 Ivan the Russian

    Опа, хорошо говорите по-русски? :)
    I’ve been to Thailand three times on business and had a chance to take a short vacation in Pattaya for a few days after one of the trips. I walked through the surprisingly vast bar / red lantern neighborhood once and it was definitely not the best part of Thailand. Being easily spotted as a foreigner I was annoyed by the multiple intruders offering a certain kind of services. My local friends had suggested to visit an island off the beaten track not crowded by tourists but I wanted to go to a place within a short commute from Bangkok. Except for the notorious sex industry, I fell in love with Thailand, a true paradise on Earth, her very friendly and polite people, rich history and culture the Thai people are worthily proud of. I’ve never realized there are Russian girls involved in the sex industry in Thailand as well, however it comes at no surprise to me as, regrettably, the Russian (or Russian-speaking) prostitutes are making the headlines in almost every corner of the world… Being a devote Orthodox Christian and a family man I resent this situation strongly… However, who am I to judge?

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