Thursday, September 27, 2012

Thursday, September 27, 2012

But he is gagged on oral sex claim.

 How a fictitious poster rose up to bite the Noyes butt

 Down at the courts (again) - by the Flying Sporran

September 26 2012

Drew Noyes, the former bogus Pattaya lawyer turned bogus legal expert, and, as founder of the Pattaya Times, Thailand's foremost insult to journalism, is suing again for libel,

Noyes gagged on a threat to sue on an oral sex libel claim.

 Instead he is citing a picture published by the elusive Icelandic Welsh Scotsman  Mangus Evans on his now crashed Facebook page, which was reproduced on this website.

This suit came as a surprise because during recent court hearings, during which he clutched at the bench several times, he also claimed in feigned outrage that this site had printed allegations that his wife provided oral sex services to foreigners and thus I was expecting another suit on this subject - which he had announced as a fact.

Noyes' stooges have so far been superfluous. All the one on the left - David Hanks of Masquerades Brothel, Melbourne, (30 minutes A$110) - has come out with so far is "Watch it mate! The steps are slippery!''
The one on the right Jerry Weinerth, is from, you've guessed it, Hawaii,  and bills himself as the 'A New Start Guy'.  I guess he is helping Noyes to promote his  business because he hangs around the office. As the new start guy's websites are down however, Noyes may be paddling the wrong Hawai malia (canoe).
'New Start Guy' used to be 'A Phone Card Guy' before he became  'A Gift Card Guy'. He used to be in newspaper promotion in the US. He may miss his job. Having witnessed the demise of the press there he may be a glutton for punishment,  Could he possibly be  responsible for the Pattaya Times promotion (left)? - Still Only 30 baht! (For 12 pages of old news mostly lifted from elsewhere, P.R. handouts  and self promotion)


(This oral sex claim of course has never been stated, is totally the work of his imagination, and such allegations would not of course be allowed because we are grown-ups here.*)

The picture referred to shows two of Pattaya’s media moguls, Niels Storm Martens Colov, 64, of Pattaya People Media and also Pattaya Foreign Police Volunteer leader, and to the right Drew Walter Noyes, 56, of the Pattaya Times.  The titles read ‘Been to jail’and ‘Going to jail’.  That's all harmless enough considering the Noyes predicament. Drew Noyes has not yet been convicted of extortion and is currently on trial.

Going to jail? Well that is Mangus speculation of course.

The picture of Colov, who was sentenced to 15 months in prison in Denmark before his arrival in Thailand, for assault, robbery, pimping and vandalism, shows Colov in a garden with Lone Fristrup Jensen, a career Danish criminal and former Pattaya resident, who also worked in Copenhagen’s red light area of Vesterbrogade and Istedgade.

The picture of Drew Walter Noyes, who before arriving in Thailand was exposed in the North Carolina newspaper the Wilmington Morning Star as a man of myriad lies, and many other things and who has been fined US$72000 in his absence for bogus share fraud, shows him together with his wife Wanrapa Boonsu, (the self proclaimed author of a lifted AFP article linking oral sex to cancer).

They are pictured at a Royal Thai Police Region 2 press conference, after they were both charged with attempting to extort the Thonglor Clinic, Jomtien, out of 7 million baht. (black Case No: 3921/55)

While no claim has been here that I endorse or support the speculation by Mangus Evans, or the man behind Mangus,  that Noyes is going to jail, the following video and statements by a senior Thai police general certainly indicate that that is more than a possibility.

Seems to me fair comment and certainly in the public interest since the news was almost suppressed in Pattaya. Still anything can happen in that fair city.

Drew Noyes' bar
Colov, who was recorded saying that he would help Noyes get off the extortion charge, together with Noyes succeeded in getting the ‘Mangus Evans’ Facebook page removed probably because Mangus Evans does not exist. And Facebook people must be real.

He was in fact created in the imagination of Drew Noyes who published this letter (right) to lead his Ask Drew Noyes advice column on September 1st last year and thus introduced the term 'wanker' to Thai newspaper publishing.

This led to a Drew Noyes rant about a lying journalist who was packing his bags from his 2000 baht a month Bangkok apartment and fleeing Thailand. This was actually Noyes'first attack on this site. The rest is history.
In the current edition of the Pattaya Times, which Noyes says he has resigned from, Noyes gives advice on buying a bar.
Many foreign businessmen use our advisory service and we protect them by insuring they are in compliance with the law amd Revenue Department regulations. Come and see us at our expanded offices on Pattaya’s Thepprasit Road, Soi 3, to get started the right way from the beginning. Is how he ends his self promotional blurb.

Noyes is currently trying to set up a bar (pictured below) in Pattayaland 1, Pattaya, which he has been telling regulars in 'The Den' next door will be a high class Hawaiian style massage parlour .

'The girls will be throwing flowers into the street to attract customers' -he said.

In his libel suit Noyes complains that my article caused his business to slump.

 He seems to have forgotten that his arrest was also covered by the Thai Rath, Nation, Pattaya Today, and even Pattaya One (for about an hour or so anyway).

It was of course not covered in the ‘Pattaya Times’, where bad news is reserved for his enemies, or the Pattaya People. The case will be contested.

In the meantime Noyes goes to court again in November unless his messengers can persuade local businessman and children's entertainer Andre Machielsen to withdraw a case against him.

It is alleged he accused 'Father Christmas'of being a drugs trafficker.  Seems he cannot conceive he has said anything wrong.

* It has been stated on this site that Drew Noyes held the rights to the internet domain  not that his wife offered oral sex. Wanrapa Boonsu had indeed presented  a news story on oral sex as her own. but we also know that this story was a straight copy from AFP.  Thus there is no suggestion she can be quoted as any sort of authority on oral sex.


  1. Can you go to jail for wasting a courts time? Noyes has got to be a vexacious (spelling??) litigant by any standard. What exactly has this to do with Drummond anyway?

  2. Drew what a sad excuse of a man you are, Andrew i hope we can all help again with your expenses this must be getting very expensive for Drew.

  3. "In his libel suit Noyes complains that my article caused his business to slump."
    I am confused, which business slump was he referring to? The "officialblowjob" site business?

  4. Any help appreciated. Although this case is not going to go anywhere I still have to pay for representation and it looks like I am going to have to pull Annie from private school in November. The courts dont seem to give you your money back as DN has found out :-)

  5. Research into oral cancer in white men. I'm confused...which of the 2 did the research, Noisy or the Missus ?

  6. So it's got to be asked.....the photo of Noise and his current wife being pointed at down the police station by the Ozzie due to attempted extortion.......that would have helped his fantasy business empire......good grief.....DELUSIONAL.......

  7. Really interesting thought..... So Noyes is going to show a judge a picture that implicates Niel's Colov as having been to jail? Now I wonder if the Colon will join in with this one... Me thinks not!

  8. So let's get this right. Drew Noyes is suing you for showing a picture of him saying "GOING TO JAIL" in a case where the judge will undoubtedly be shown the video of him being paraded by senior police officials on a charge of extortion moments before they actually DID lock him up. PRICELESS !!!!!

    Who are is character witnesses? Colov and Goldie?

    Reckon he is just hoping that you will run out of money to fight him and go away or more likely he is just plain stupid.

    His lawyer must be laughing his socks off, not Goldie is it?

  9. What’s the story with his two cohorts and their dreadfully dyed and styled hair? Do they really want to be taken seriously or is the circus in town?

  10. Just donated to a good cause, I hope the donations are as numerous as the past comments, got to keep the good work going. " Keep it up " Andrew.
    Good Luck

  11. Many thanks Skippy. Am out of town. I will thank people personally when I get back. Best AD

  12. I have bad news Andrew... My Mosquito tells me that after that photo was taken he did not spend the night in jail, they took him to up to the Hilton for an all you can eat buffet and checked him into an executive suite.

  13. They say a peodofile will never confess to his crimes? and in this case we have an idiot like Noyes whose ripped off many foreigners in Thailand & used his false credentials to portray himself as above everyone else ---saying AD caused his demise! What a load of rubbish but its from a conman whose reaching into the bottom of the barrel as he needs to pay the rent. In fact he caused his own demise by being a dishonest individual--sue the Nation & Thai Rak you clown?? You can't even "phuut passa Thai" unlike those real success stories namely Bill Heinekie or real lawyers like Tellick & Gibbons---. Noyes you are a nobody--a small fish floundering away, in, as quoted, the bottom of the barrel.

  14. DN still believes he is a lawyer ?

  15. @Skippylechihuahua - that's a very old post, from Jan 2011.

  16. Hello Dan,
    Your are right, my mistake, its a very old post, from Jan 2011, that gave him plenty of time to correct the misleading title of LAWYER, something which up to today he chooses not to do....

  17. Just to set the record straight,
    Still only 30baht!,
    not for 12 pages but a whopping 16 pages.
    and wait theres more... a 24 page Bangkok Post classified!
    The rest sounds right.