Thursday, October 31, 2013

Thursday, October 31, 2013

About an hour ago this website topped 300,000 a month. That’s great news. Thank you for your support. It’s great news too for Barry Kenyon, the former British Hon Consul on the Eastern Seaboard – who gets a free dinner from friends he wagered with.

I would be happy to buy Barry an expensive dinner when I am able to, not possible right now because the school term has started and I still have to pay. But the time will come. 

And dinners too hopefully for others who have quietly helped tremendously behind the scenes. I have not secured their permission to mention them. Perhaps one day.

But perhaps a big celidh for all at home in Bangkok for those who can make it to celebrate a final victory and then later the demise of two outstandingly devious people who have cashing in on foreigners in Thailand.

It is undoubted that the antics of American Drew Walter Noyes and Brian Goudie, born Brian James Gerald Goldie, while bringing misery to foreigners in the kingdom, have contributed to the growing readership of this site. People know there are others like them out there and bringing an end to their antics will make it safer for everyone in the long term. 

Noyes, with dangling sunglasses and Goudie, buttock showing. The picture is of course photo-shopped. Noyes
completely missed the point when he sued claiming the pictures made him look gay, when he is a real man.
He is neither. The point of the picture is thugs with nae breeks (no trousers).  The female version of which in Scotland
is 'all fur coat and nae knickers'. I think you get the gist. Unclothed or unmasked these guys are nothing.

I'm not making money out of victims - I too am victim - and all my work on this and helping victims, with the exception when these guys make the foreign press (not very often), is unpaid.

World Record

I have been sued and I have won six times now. Its cost us all over a million baht. Thanks to readers here I would have been in jail a long time ago, not because I am guilty, but because I would not have had the cash to pay the bail demands least of all the lawyers’ fees.  In fact this is a new world record that a single journalist has managed to win six libel cases by crowd funding.

What is inspiring is that there are not only a number of lesser men out there (even people I have helped have not been scared to get involved further) but some real gems of people, in Bangkok, Pattaya. Phuket, Koh Samui, Chiang Mai and the wilds of Isaan.

Of course it’s not over. But the outstanding cases brought by Brian Goudie, a 'fake barrister', and Drew Walter Noyes, another ‘fake lawyer’ who along with Goudie is also facing the courts on criminal charges involving the cheating of foreigners, have little substance.

Goudie, is a convicted fraudster who, according to an ex-girlfriend, describes honest people as stupid.

While I own everything I live in, drive in, and wear, its seems absurd that at my time of life I have to wait to get my bail back from the Pattaya Provincial Court, merely to send my kids to school, because I have dug so far into my finances.

I won’t get the money I have had to spend to fight ridiculous charges unless I counter-charge my adversaries. That’s the system. It’s crook. But there it is. Thailand’s criminal libel and Computer Crime Act Laws are up for debate. While they exist, this country can have no claim to be the Land of the Free.

So I have to continue to fight. Charges have already been laid against Noyes and will shortly be laid against Goudie in Bangkok. They can fight on my turf. They have launched a massive internet attack on myself and my family, as you can see by their Google websites – but I have never thought once of giving up – and no Messrs’  Goudie and Noyes I am going nowhere until this matter is closed.

Once again if you can help please donate anything either via Paypal on my site, or if you contact me I can give local details.  Anything, but anything will be appreciated. Slanté

Finally this site frequently has typos. Don't be shy about reporting them. I have spotted three today going through old stories. Problem is I tend to speed write and read - used to leaving the rest to sub-editors.


  1. ". . . be watchful and sleepless; be brave, be strong; be without fear. This is not the end. Villains will try, again and again and again, to enslave you, until the end of time. It is in your hands to defeat them and to destroy them, whenever or however they appear." -- Taylor Caldwell

  2.'re now 278 on Thai website rankings on Alexa

  3. This is surely a sign of precognition.... I was about to post that my mom had a term for the female gender of this genre and if anyone might know of a male equivalent..... aye they're both "fur coat and nea knickers" and nea doot abootit. Wee Burnie Gouldenballs will unnerstan', but I doubt if the other eejit will get it.

  4. I understand your site is now daily required reading by British Embassy Bangkok staff. I note the British Embassy Tokyo has on its website front and foremost:
    Out-of-hours emergency assistance
    British nationals who need emergency assistance outside normal office hours should call +81 (0) 3 5211 1100 where they will be given details on how to contact Consular staff at the Global Response Centre. They will be able to offer basic advice on urgent issues.
    Whereas British Embassy Bangkok has zip, presumably there is no out of hours emergency assistance for British citizens in Thailand ?
    Consequently when the Bangkok Embassy puts on its website “ Out of hours emergency assistance –information similar to Tokyo and other British Embassies around the world I will happily donate Baht 5000 to Andrew’s cause. Come on British Embassy Bangkok get your finger out for Andrew please.

  5. I just received this video predicting the demise of Drew Noyes for his treachery against Andrew.