Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Tuesday, October 29, 2013




Secured from the works of Brazilian cinematographer, and ex-Pattaya Times reporter (who was deported for overstaying his visa after crossing his angry boss) these outstanding videos of New Hampshire born entrepreneur Drew Walter Noyes provide a dramatic observational look at life behind closed doors of one of the world’s most controversial cities and one of Thailand's most controversial over-stayers.

From playing street basketball at Jefferson High, the leading actor, whose ancestors defeated the English at the Battle of Hastings and settled down on the Balls Pond Road, has made a meteoric transformation from high school loud mouth to ex-publisher of one of the world's least heard of newspapers. Having picked up a few gongs along the way in the police logs of San Jose, CA, and Wilmington NC after Niels Colov, CEO of Pattaya People Media, he is possibly the most decorated foreigner in the Eastern seaboard city of Pattaya, Thailand. How did he do it? Get your insights and business savvy from

'The Noisy American!'


AS Drew Walter Noyes, MBA, (Married but available) tells you just how many minor wives you can have in Thailand? And how Monica Lewinsky who provided oral sex services to a President lit the path for his new life.

GASP IN AWE! As he tells you how BY ROYAL PROCLAMATION he saved Thailand from the 1997 financial crisis as a special envoy to the BANK OF THAILAND! and how under the Treaty of Amity  - he can do anything better than we can.


As he tries to beg money from the Minister of Culture for his proposed Pattaya Cultural Society.

As he pursues his plans of creating the ASEAN hub city after gate crashing a party for Kamnan Poh,Thailand’s legendary godfather, missing the story right under his own nose.

Only on WWW.ANDREW-DRUMMOND.COM  The unstoppable ‘The Noisy American’
Going to the Buffalo Bar? Forget it. Stay in. Hold onto to your seats. Your nipples will explode with delight!

The meteoric rise of Ivan Pedro Schiffer

He's travelled the world and back - half due to Drew Noyes whom, he believes, shopped him to Immigration - this illustrious film-maker rose from being a reporter on the 'Pattaya Times' and making pressed oil - to becoming a blossoming talent from one of the world's richest emerging nations.

Beamed by hi-tec from Sukhumvit Road, Sao Paolo, this remarkable footage, designed to elevate Noyes to near god like status, was uncovered from a waste bin at the Buffalo Bar, Third Road, Pattaya. 

Lovingly recovered and put together by indigenous Amazonian tribes and initially packaged under the title 'Betrayed by a Blackmailer' this is the real thing. No lights.  No microphones. No impediments to the truth except when Drew Noyes opens his mouth. True Cinema Verité - what you see is what you get.


Tim said...

I can imagine Drew choking on his cornflakes seeing this today..

Steve Baker said...

Is the first photo, photo shopped? I can't imagine an upstanding gent like Noyes rocking the charcoal slacks and giveaway t-shirt (looks like it's from a women's clinic or dating site) while making some important proclamation.

The Weapon said...

You can only speculate whether Noyes has something organically wrong with him or he had some childhood trauma that has led to his deviant behaviour. If we apply a check list of traits for the psycho/sociopath or malignant personality, Noyes ticks every box.

Glibness and Superficial Charm

Manipulative and Conning
They never recognize the rights of others and see their self-serving behaviours as permissible. They appear to be charming, yet are covertly hostile and domineering, seeing their victim as merely an instrument to be used. They may dominate and humiliate their victims.

Grandiose Sense of Self
Feels entitled to certain things as "their right."

Pathological Lying
Has no problem lying coolly and easily and it is almost impossible for them to be truthful on a consistent basis. Can create, and get caught up in, a complex belief about their own powers and abilities. Extremely convincing and even able to pass lie detector tests.

Lack of Remorse, Shame or Guilt
A deep seated rage, which is split off and repressed, is at their core. Does not see others around them as people, but only as targets and opportunities. Instead of friends, they have victims and accomplices who end up as victims. The end always justifies the means and they let nothing stand in their way.

Shallow Emotions
When they show what seems to be warmth, joy, love and compassion it is more feigned than experienced and serves an ulterior motive. Outraged by insignificant matters, yet remaining unmoved and cold by what would upset a normal person. Since they are not genuine, neither are their promises.

Incapacity for Love

Need for Stimulation
Living on the edge. Verbal outbursts and physical punishments are normal. Promiscuity and gambling are common.

Callousness/Lack of Empathy
Unable to empathize with the pain of their victims, having only contempt for others' feelings of distress and readily taking advantage of them.

Poor Behavioural Controls/Impulsive Nature
Rage and abuse, alternating with small expressions of love and approval produce an addictive cycle for abuser and abused, as well as creating hopelessness in the victim. Believe they are all-powerful, all-knowing, entitled to every wish, no sense of personal boundaries, no concern for their impact on others.

Early Behaviour Problems/Juvenile Delinquency
Usually has a history of behavioural and academic difficulties, yet "gets by" by conning others. Problems in making and keeping friends; aberrant behaviours such as cruelty to people or animals, stealing, etc.

Not concerned about wrecking others' lives and dreams. Oblivious or indifferent to the devastation they cause. Does not accept blame themselves, but blames others, even for acts they obviously committed.

Promiscuous Sexual Behaviour/Infidelity
Promiscuity, child sexual abuse, rape and sexual acting out of all sorts.

Lack of Realistic Life Plan/Parasitic Lifestyle
Tends to move around a lot or makes all encompassing promises for the future, poor work ethic but exploits others effectively.

Criminal or Entrepreneurial Versatility
Changes their image as needed to avoid prosecution. Changes life story readily.

Other Related Qualities:

Contemptuous of those who seek to understand them
Does not perceive that anything is wrong with them
Often in difficulty with the law, seeks out situations where their tyrannical behaviour will be tolerated, condoned, or admired
Conventional appearance
Goal of enslavement of their victim(s)
Exercises despotic control over every aspect of the victim's life
Has an emotional need to justify their crimes and therefore needs their victim's affirmation (respect, gratitude and love)
Ultimate goal is the creation of a willing victim
Incapable of real human attachment to another
Unable to feel remorse or guilt
Extreme narcissism and grandiose

Andrew Drummond said...

No Steve - that's a real one. Its a video grab. You will have to wait to see the video. The T shirt features Kammnan Poh and the politicial party he supports

Andrew Drummond said...

I have to confess though - the video was not put together by those loveable Amazonians

Andrew Drummond said...

Also you nipples MAY explode with delight. I do not wish to be sued by those whose nipples do not.

The Weapon said...

Drew Noyes is a character Oscar Wilde couldn't have invented. He is like a cross between Max Cady in Cape Fear and Dorian Gray. He's as devious as Gordon Gekko, as deluded as Tyler Durden in Fight Club and as cunning as Hannibal Lecter. Even Dr Phil couldn't unlock the mind of Drew.

Andrew Drummond said...

Cunning? All his actions are predictable

The Weapon said...

I'm running out of adjectives for this guy lol. You have to wonder whether he was born with a few blown bulbs or slowly went on the blink. The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you.

Steve Baker said...

They need a new graphic designer. The characters look like they are from South Park.