THAT WAS A MISTAKE. ITS ALL LIES. ITS AN APRIL FOOL'S DAY JOKE! ITS A CONSPIRACY! I'VE BEEN FRAMED!
( I could be Jack the Ripper but it woudn't make any difference, says 'Scary Guy')
Having great fun this weekend reading Drew Noyes’ latest anti-Andrew Drummond website www.andrewdrummondanddrewnoyes.com. (Caution a poster has mailed to inform me this site has a virus) Its a rabid missive penned from the hand of someone who is clearly losing the plot.
I’m apparently a high school educated neo-nazi. Not a public school educated former Nazi hunter. (no big deal about the public school by the way).
'According to court records',says Noyes, it’s Me who is facing prison – not Drew Noyes who is in the courts on a charge of extortion.
Since which time I have worked for the Observer, The Times, and Evening Standard (and I had a thoroughly good time on the old broadsheet NoW).
Not many NoW reporters have been sent to prison by the way (one) but hopefully some executives will.
|One of my front pages on sale on ebay - bidding Drew?|
Drew Noyes is on the other hand has a Bachelor's Degree in Journalism is a Member of the Foreign Correspondents Club of Thailand, Secretary of the Lions Club, Silom, member of the prestigious Siam Society, a Chevalier in the Chaîne des Rôtisseurs,a Sir in the Knights of Rizal, a Founding Director of
the Thailand Table Tennis Association, a patron of the Thailand Special Olympics, and a licensed
commodities broker etc.
Apparently I am on 20 different charges by eight people. Que? I don’t know where this comes from. I have won all my cases and there is only one case left in court…and that should be over soon.
He's also got me down as having lost two libel cases against a gay businessman in Pattaya, which I won, claims the Bangkok Post gave evidence against me which of course they did not, and that I face five years in jail. Oh no - that case has now been dismissed.
No other cases against me have been even accepted as yet. Noyes will find on the other hand its his turn to go through the court. (Noyes, Goudie and Hanks are attempting cases in Koh Samui).
But the funniest thing about the site is this. He writes:
In 1996, Drew Noyes received approval to build a marina in coastal North Carolina on an island south of Wilmington North Carolina. After selling the proerty (sic) and the permits, Drew Noyes relocated to Thailand to semi-retire.
The Wilmington Star newspaper front page written by Scott Gold praising Drew Noyes for his marina and housing develpment in North carolina in 1996 can be seen at
Now of course that marina talk was a load of tosh. It was a con. The Scott Gold, who wrote the story, was soon to find out exactly who Drew Noyes was. And Drew Noyes has provided the clue himself
because poor old Drew has shot himself in the foot again.
Having found the library of old editions of the Wilmington Morning Star (which some will remember Drew Noyes claimed did not exist or was an April Fool's joke) all we had to do was using his link search the newspaper for April 1 1995! – and there he is in his full glory – the man of myriad lies!
My lawyers are killing themselves. Of course we have the cuttings, I have shown them here, but they came from the local library in North Carolina and don't have all the officials stamps etc. This is brilliant!
There it is in all its gory detail – Noyes fraudulent share dealing, stealing of customers lists, harassment of women, myriad lies, ripping off other developers, using aliases.