Tuesday, January 28, 2014

Tuesday, January 28, 2014

While Brian Goudie’s lawyer seemed a trifle embarrassed in court in Pattaya yesterday – and years older than his last appearance – and had to leave the court several times to use his phone to ‘get instructions’ there is widespread speculation as to what our errant ‘barrister’ will do.

The dream team of Drew Walter Noyes, David Hanks, and Goudie appears to have broken up. Noyes is seeking work from Russians and East Europeans, something which might hasten his downfall. He is also looking for a nanny, which suggests he might be running out of wives.  

Hanks is no longer cocky in court. He usually ‘accidentally’ stamps on my feet or bumps into me with his belly and almost kisses me with his face to face confrontations. There is some doubt as to whether he will turn up as Noyes's star witness in his extortion case.

Will Goudie run or surrender himself to the authorities and face the court. Where will he go? Hong Kong, Bonnie Scotland or Cambodia.

Hong Kong is where he banked cash from an earlier ‘business deal’ which left a lot of investors in Koh Samui out of pocket. Scotland does not seem a likely option as he is pretty famous now there too with stories having been run about him in the Scotsman, Daily Record and Sunday Mail.

Cambodia is an option if moves to have him blocked by Thai immigration click in – but he’ll have to walk or swim across a quiet part of the border – but there are many readers of this site in Cambodia too and his presence would be reported quite quickly.

But in Thailand he may want to cash in those pieces of real estate. The former Jaggie Thistle in Jomtien Plaza might attract many buyers. It’s in the centre of a new gay area of Pattaya and the pink baht has always been strong.  The owners of the Ganymede hotel guest house have converted identical units into a very well designed pool resort. He might even try to use the title deed for bail.

Bang Kao Bay Residences is more of a problem. Nominally the man in charge of this imaginary project is Pattaya’s  ‘Mr. Charity’ Kevin Fisher.  It’s not a popular area of Koh Samui. It has a beach one cannot swim off.  The sand turns to mud which stretches a hundred yards out to sea and Bang Kao Bay is miles from anywhere.

Goldie at Bang Kao Bay
Again both these addresses are owned by a series of companies – none of which seems to have complied with Thai laws -  and of course the majority Thai shareholders can no longer be counted on – unless they are paid  a heavy incentive.

How long will his money last? Well he has taken millions of baht off unfortunate customers of Alba Laws – but he does not appear to be doing any business.

Jaggie Thistle
Right now it’s anybody’s guess. But from where I am standing it certainly looks like those cases he is bringing against me for using photo-shopped pictures of him as a baby, a barrister, a Royal Marine, a bottomless leather pants clad participant in a gay parade, and a remand prisoner, look like they are going up in his own hot air.

As for hiding places in Thailand. Well he could either go to Udorn Thani or Prachuap Khiri Kan province.

Koh Samui, his favourite bolt hole is not looking so rosy at the moment

The final option, which of course I forgot to mention earlier, is that, if he has not gone already, he could continue to bluff it out, come out with the bail money and play the game until the last possible minute. That would be in character - but I believe the courts will also call his bluff.



  1. Finally we can enjoy our fine investigative Journalist in his most poetic and subtle humor writing capacity, the realistic account of this unfortunate saga coming to the predicted moment
    It is a rare achievement, the story and the writing of the book unfolding at the same time, authors generally have to think and create a fictional possible turn of events, here the writer needs to wait for reality to take its course, surely there is no happy ending in site....As for the "ilustrations" weapon is sharp...,now let us all enjoy the hunt....

    1. I was flummoxed by that as well. You are many things; dogged, humorous and devastatingly handsome come to mind. Poetic is somewhere further down the list.

      That said, for all the grave dancers out there, remember that to get to this moment Andrew has invested a huge amount of his own economic and psychic capital to get to this point. While it may appear that Noyes, Gouldie, et. al. would have naturally ended up in their current predicament realize that avarice and greed are never in short supply and often handsomely rewarded. While these cock-a-roaches seem to be squashed but rest assured that hundreds more still lurk.

      I plan on keeping these experiences close at hand when dealing with any expats in this part of the world. Thanks for providing such a comprehensive example of the lengths that people are willing to go to to avoid hard work and leech off of their fellow man. I am skeptical by nature but would never have believed that people acting so flagrantly against the law in a country where they are guests would have gone unpunished for so long. Thank you for opening my eyes.

  2. Not a surprise the three amigos have fallen out. I suspect Hanks may be left without a chair as i suspect he may have foolishly 'invested' with Goldie and Noise...

    You have my sympathy Andrew for 'almost' being kissed by Hanks!

  3. I'm thinking the Bam Pot may end up in I-Ran

    1. I'm sure we could get him an Apple themed t-shirt like that in patts (iRan, picture of apple stick figure running) in the same vein as (iPood, iPuked, iPeed).

      Is Noyes due in Court on both the 2nd and the 4th in Patts? I'm thinking about heading down there as BKK promises to be a bit to exciting for me during the election. I'd love to check out the proceedings, though I'm expecting Noyes will try to convince people he's in the court trying to help them sort out some chaos related to the balloting.

    2. Feb 3rd - Noyes and Hanks V Drummond in 'Pimp' case.
      Feb 4th - Noyes defending himself against Dutchman van der Schaaf

    3. Defending himself!!!??? What utter insanity is this? He's none too sharp...certainly not in the "Bam Pots" league of self-defence and talking utter b******s....it’s going to carnage.....
      Has Noise run out of cash to pay a solicitor?

    4. There is an old saying. A man who is his own lawyer has a fool for a client

  4. It's a bit like when Curly died. The Stooges will never be the same. We can call Brian 'Mint Jelly' now because he's on the lam. Hanks is like my friend who backed Joe Bugner to beat Frank Bruno after seeing Joe winning in a dream. Like Hanks he put his money on the wrong horse when he got involved with Noyes.

    Next time Hanks comes that close give him the old Port Melbourne uppercut right between the jatz crackers to teach him to keep his distance. If he tried that wannabe tough guy stuff on me I'd head-butt him on the nose so hard he'd look like someone from Isarn instead of a jock.

  5. Interesting there was no sign of Noyes or 'Babyface' on Goldie's new FB page.....

    1. No - most of his Facebook friends seem to aged about 14 and 15 and many are from Laos and Vietnam. I messaged one of his secondary school girls from Vientiane. Who Goudie?

  6. GOLDIE has had another melt down on his new blog:

    I bet Thai Sam is quaking in his boots.....
    Seemingly (according to the Great Bam Pot) "Case Watch Asia" is down due to "technical difficulties"....how can a blog and from my investigations the only blog in the world that's down due to technical difficulties be down...either its on or off, up or down. More clap trap, rubbish, lies, deceit, pap, nonsense from the king of drivel....Brian GOLDIE

    1. Blog has been removed

      Sorry, the blog at case-watch-thailand.blogspot.com has been removed. This address is not available for new blogs.

  7. I just read Brian's puerile blog. Brian is nothing but a demented, blame shifting liar. He has the nerve to complain about people posting anonymously! After all his vexatious litigations and name changes!!

    It's interesting our friend Brian refers to the people who post about him here as cowards. A coward is a person who secretly steals from his employer when placed in a position of trust. A sneak thief.

    A coward is a person who flees the jurisdiction of the courts to avoid taking responsibility for his cunning crimes. Who then tries to use women to gain false entry into a safe country and then abuses them when they work out he is a complete scumbag.

    A coward is a person who lies about serving his country whilst real soldiers serve and die doing their duty. A person who claims qualifications he never studied for and concocts a resume that is pages of total bullshit. All the actions of a pathetic fraud as well as a coward.

    A coward cheats the vulnerable like old ladies and people in legal troubles. He greedily steals their money and property with his devious lies. He even stole from a dying man on his death-bed.

    A coward takes vexatious litigation to try to silence people sick of his lies and scams. He posts private intimate photos of his ex-girlfriend revealing he is vengeful and perverted. He then tries to shift blame and finger others as the culprit.

    A coward snitches on others who want to reveal his greedy schemes and duplicitous deeds. Brian has every malefic character trait a human can possess. He is a bad seed, a genetic f@#k up and needs to be removed from decent society to protect the vulnerable from his unrelenting greed.

    Your a roach Brian, a slimy maggot crawling his way across the bottom of the pond. Nobody is scared of you, we pity you because your so pathetic but we pity your victims a lot more. Your time is coming, I just hope your jailed so you have time to to remember all the people you abused and cheated.

    I just saw the videos of your ex you posted on the net using the name "Truthsearcher Productions" in a weak attempt to smear another person. Big mistake you'll regret very soon.

  8. Trying to deflect petty little things on your wee little site are ye Brian?

    I wonder when Brian is going to explain why he didn't show up for court and why he hasn't turned himself into his local police station because he's got a warrant for his arrest.

    Could you explain this please, Brian?

    At the end of the day, who gives a hoot in hell about who said what about who on Facebook? Explain why you're on the run from the Thai police.