Thursday, February 20, 2014

Thursday, February 20, 2014
(Pic - Cooper jet setting in the oil industry)
A Yorkshire born executive in the oil industry today won a libel case brought against him by Drew Walter Noyes - the American former joint proprietor of the now defunct Pattaya Times newspaper. 

Koh Samui Criminal court dismissed the action taken by Noyes who had brought the criminal libel and criminal libel (Computer Crime Act) cased against Ally Cooper, 46, who had referred to Noyes as a 'big fat dumb c*nt' on a Facebook page.

He also said Noyes had 'zero credibility' in Thailand.

Dismissing the case the judge ruled that it could not be re-instated.

Noyes, the co-proprietor of One Stop Service Center, and PAPPA Law, in Thepprasit Road, Pattaya, had claimed in the Pattaya Times that he came to Thailand by royal proclamation and served for 14 years in service to the King.

Noyes - claimed he was not a big,
In fact he did no such thing and prior to arriving in Thailand had been the subject of a major expose in the North Carolina newspaper the 'Morning Star' where he was described as a man of myriad lies, with a history of fraud.

Noyes failed to turn up for the hearing. Nor did a representative. He is currently on bail in Pattaya on a charge of extortion.

Noyes is understood to have sent a summons to an old address near Chaiyaphum, north east Thailand, where Cooper had lived with his Thai wife.

Cooper said he would be suing the company Vantage Drilling for violation of the data protection act. He no longer works in Thailand for Vantage, but another company in China.

Supplying private information on him to a man on an extortion charge was, he said, a very serious matter.

Goudie, who was acting as Noyes' legal advisor boasted on his website that he had found out Mr. Cooper's address and published it.

From his base near Shanghai Ally Cooper said today:"I'm delighted. The result is not unexpected. I shall be having a beer to celebrate. Anything which draws attention to the behaviour of Mr. Noyes cannot be bad."

Fake Scots lawyer Brian Goudie, who was directing a Thai lawyer on behalf of Noyes, is in jail and had fired the lawyer.

(Brian Goudie - picture above was photo-shopped by 'Weapon' and is not an actual photo of Goudie in jail)



  1. Congrats Ally! Are there other countries where one can be convicted of libel for telling the truth or is Thailand the odd man out?

    1. I'm in no way implying Ally has been or will ever be convicted of anything other than being a stand up guy and a great father and husband. I've just heard of people relaying facts of botched surgeries only to be convicted of liable with charges brought by the doctor responsible for the mess. It's disappointing when losing face is viewed as more important than telling the truth.

  2. Awfully Vexatious wouldn't you say? Still all good material for the future!

  3. Ally,

    Well done sir. Are you going to now file against Noisy for bringing a false lawsuit against you?

  4. Noyes would have to be one of the most annoying people that has set foot in Thailand. The endless bullshitting, fake resume, shameless social climbing, brown-nosing to officials and greedy scams reveal a very warped personality. His vexatious lawsuits against people who are sick of his crap have all been thrown out which shows even the courts are sick of him. Like Goldie he has had many failed relationships and has many children from different wives. They don't seem to care how many people they hurt and abuse. Well done on winning the case Ally.

    1. Weapon
      To be honest I didn't really win as was more of Dopey rolling onto his back, exposing his fat belly and capitulating to the Alpha male....However its still greatly satisfying and re enforced my smugness and belief that I'm dealing with a bunch of low life worthless cowards.

  5. Well......
    Thank you everybody, especially Not Drew, Lee and of course Sam.
    Being on the receiving end of the Thai justice system I will not comment but however I feel it is being abused by crooks, frauds, extortionists, pimps, thoroughly unworthy verminous scum of low moral calibre and of course fat, dumb, stupid people with zero credibility.
    I've been dying to write this for a while.........
    "Legal sources close to and representing Ally Cooper today confirmed that a counter suit for taking out a malicious and groundless case will be levelled against a certain fat, dumb, stupid c**t with zero credibility in Thailand"........
    There are also multiple suites about to commence in Bangkok against three renowned individuals of dubious character credentials based in Pattaya and Koh Samui for
    1. Alleging Ally Cooper threatened Hilary Clinton.
    2. Was in Thailand when in fact he was in Singapore in his capacity (and obviously damaging his spotless image) as an "oil executive".
    3. Being a drugs dealer and user in Pattaya.....whilst seen in TOPPS (?)
    There are additional cases being taken out in Singapore against Vantage Drilling for illegally supplying (a) An address, (b) Supplying a passport number, (c) Supplying a new employer details. All the previous not only contravene Singapore's tough data protection act (2014) but also Vantages own thorough and stringent employee data protection procedures.

    1. You are quite welcome Ally and thank you too. This has been and will continue to be a group effort inspired by our favorite and fearless journalist AD. I envision a day in the not so distant future where we are all sipping beers and celebrating the incarceration of the last of the three stooges. Hell, we might even do it at the Buffalo Bar just for laughs.

  6. Be careful, one cannot file a counter suit unless the dismissal is not contended. Old Noise game, endless appeals.

    1. Yes that's right. The case has to be accepted. Pretty much all cases have me have not been accepted. Only two I can counter sue on from Goudie and two from Noyes and Wanrapa so far. No Goudie cases have been accepted. Its purely a ploy to waste time and money - but Noyes and Goudie now have a lot less than they started out with.

    2. I've enough cases against the three of them to tie them up for quite a long time and drain them of what little resources they have left.......two or more can play them at their own games. In fact I've just agreed to financially back another injured party against a certain fake lawyer, advisor to the King, business man and sky diver......