Tuesday, September 8, 2015

Tuesday, September 08, 2015

BLOWN! The Revenge Of The Falkirk Faker

Thailand’s arguably most famous Scotsman was ordered to surrender to bail by a court in the resort of Pattaya today to charges relating to revenge porn, defamation, and fraud.

#BrianGoudie, 48, Falkirk, known as Goldie when he was sentenced to six years jail in Australia for the theft of some AUS$400,000 from a Perth mining company, had failed to turn up, neither did his lawyers, to contest the charges.

The charges were brought by his former girlfriend and assistant Boonrod Baikratok who concluded her evidence and was re-examined by the judge. The case was adjourned until November 9th for Goudie, who has an episode 'Brian Goldie - Scottish Swindler' dedicated to him in the Asian Serial Swindler TV series, to pay bail and when a trial date will be set.

From Goudie's pseudo legal site CasewatchAsia
Goudie is currently on court bail and undergoing trial for posing as a barrister and officer in the Royal Marines to cheat Barbara Fanelli Miller, 78, from Madison, Wisconsin, out of 7.8 million Thai baht.

A warrant issued in Scotland for his arrest for an alleged fraud on the Royal Bank of Scotland was withdrawn by the Procurator Fiscal while Goudie was in Australia.

Miss Baikratok alleged that she used to live with Brian Goudie but the relationship broke up. He had put her name down as managing director of a company formerly owned by Ulster drugs trafficker Jimmy ‘Doc’ Halliday, to avoid police charges.

Goudie had acquired the company Jimmi International by getting to sign over a Power of Attorney to him on his death bed. Halliday.

However when the premises owned by the company ‘The Jaggie Thistle’ pub and guest house (formerly The Blarney Stone) were raided by police and fined, she discovered he had made her responsible and she was taken to court, fined and given a suspended sentence.

While she was found not guilty of having liquor and music licences Goudie wrote on his blog that she was a common prostitute who was founf guilty of running illegal sex services.

The relationship became acrimonious and pictures and video of an intimate bedroom nature which she said could only have come from Goudie’s smart phone, were put up on the internet.

Goudie was charged with offences against 'liberty and honour' under the following criminal codes:

Criminal Code Section 310 310 bis, Criminal Code section 326,328,332. Criminal Code Amendment Act (No. 11) BE 2535, Section 3,4 (No. 13), BE 2537 Section 3 and Section 91, Computer Crime Act, Section 3, 14 (1).

The defamation charges relate to statements made on the internet.


Brian Goudie has brought a number of computer crime criminal defamation charges against the author  of this site - British journalist Andrew Drummond. These do not relate to any words written but photo-shopped pictures lampooning Mr.Goudie as among other things an officer in the Royal Marines and of course a barrister.

The author has not even bothered to answer the charges as they are SLAPP cases brought in Koh Samui, where neither Goudie or the author reside and are intended purely to impinge on the author's time and deprive him of cash and the ability to work. 

The author is currently outside Thailand awaiting Goudie and another plaintiff Drew Walter Noyes, who is appealing a 2 year jail term for extortion, to be dealt with by the law on serious criminal charges, 

Noyes has also brought computer crime act charges, relating not to what Andrew Drummond has written but pictures which were photo shopped and submitted by a reader.


strategic lawsuit against public participation (SLAPP) is alawsuit that is intended to censor, intimidate, and silence critics by burdening them with the cost of a legal defense until they abandon their criticism or opposition.

Goudie now starring at the Key Bar, formerly the Jaggie Thistle, formerly the Blarney Stone, but now on a four
day week perhaps due to all the breifs Goudie is preparing.


  1. Goldie putting his WordPress skills to use with a blogspot site too....I'll be busy warning potential customers about the proprietors history of deviancy...

  2. Not looking good for Bam Pot although he was doing his best recently at Pattaya court playing a fake lawyer.
    He also has had to pay bail in my case and is about to lose the civil case ( after 19 months). Theres also another computer crime case on its way showing me as a transvestite....one of Goldies best photo shopper efforts by the look of it.
    So to re cap........its a shit storm.

    1. Theres also 3 summonses awaiting the bloated old criminal should he choose to do the honorable act and return to Thailand to face justice......nah hes a coward....al least Ill be saving 150,000 Baht.

  3. Please change the first sentence from 'famous' to 'Thailand’s arguably most delusional, demented and despised Scotsman. Fame usually means some people like you. Nobody likes Brian.

  4. So if you're a foreigner living in Thailand, it seems as if it's possible to show up in court at your own discretion. I would have thought that this doesn't help the defendant in any way, but it's already clear that the Thai court system has its own idiosyncracies.

    1. Depends who and how much you pay

    2. I would submit this applies also to Thai defendants.
      Red Bull heir springs to mind.

    3. Sure, I would think the going rates are not cheap with these kind of charges.

    4. My other pet story has concluded. The owners of Tiger Disco in Patong Beach have walked out of court with a 2 year suspended sentence. Any comment would be superfluous.

  5. Reading Goldies CasewatchAsia site he seems to suggest he is in the winning seat regarding all these court cases? Is Ally Cooper stuck in Thailand as he claims because of comments he made on here Andrew? If so it appears UK citizens posting comments on a UK website are open to Thai legal action?

    1. Indeed so Jay....Thailand now regards its self as the worlds internet policeman......its a f*****g joke.

    2. It was actually a Facebook SHARE Jay.....
      A share regarding Noyse suing Subzero....

  6. Meanwhile while they pursue all these crazy non cases they allow a huge pirate fishing vessel wanted by Australia and other natuons to escape from custody in Phuket a couple of days ago. Worse still they returned the frozen pirated fish that had been impounded for a couple of months which will now be sold on the world market.