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The ‘Garden City Butcher’ - and Andrew Drummond

 

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John Martin Scripps passport photo

John Martin Scripps passport photo

Well you can always trust Singapore to give their city a plug in the programme title even when they are telling a story about a serial killer. 
Currently showing on the Crime and Investigation network is the programme ‘Garden City Butcher’ in which I had a small hand before the final edit in Singapore.
It’s about British serial killer John Martin Scripps, whom I tagged the ‘Tourist from Hell’ who went around the world killing tourists and then chopping their bodies up.  He killed a Canadian mum and son in Phuket and was finally apprehended in Singapore, where he killed a South African businessman.
He confessed the final murder to me in jail which really got the goat of the Singaporean authorities at the time, but they are cool now. Subsequently I was paid to follow in his trail around the world.
I have not seen the final cut of the programme but I am told it’s done very American style, which means you get a recap of the story after every commercial break which is a real pain for some of us who know what the story is, and have some basic memory retention.
Anyway you can read about John Martin Scripps and myself here and if you want more just google his name.
And if anyone at C & I in Singapore is reading this – please send me a copy. You can see me here in their video promo, but of course I do not usually look like that. :-)  I did the interview after a night out with the C & I executive producer at Boat Quay.

Scripps elephant trekking

Scripps elephant trekking

Gangland Britain in Thailand - a comment

A comment on buying property in Thailand

Gangland Britain in Thailand - Dinkie’s enforcer

andrew-drummond-2010-ipu-conf-internet-crop1That there is a climate of fear amongst foreigners in Hua Hin created by foreign property dealers is pretty clear. I am getting calls even from foreigners who have not bought into the holiday and retirement housing business there saying they are also affected.
Some are curtailing their social lives because they do not want to go to the pubs and restaurants to meet these guys.
“It’s just not the same place,” said one man who has been living there for twenty years. “People who have lost money do not have a hope in hell of getting it back.”
Said a new buyer who had a confrontation:  “I have met these low life types in the bars. I got ambushed by two of them in the toilets. Now I am looking to buy a condo in Bangkok’.
The fact that a career and violent criminal from Britain can be employed as a debt collector by a property dealer in Hua Hin however speaks volumes.
Hendrikse is indignant. He wrote to me this week saying: “I find it a bit hard to swallow that in some of your publications you write that you trust and respect the judicial system in Thailand, but on the other hand allow yourself to attack Darren Oxley who has been freed of all charges.”
Darren Oxley skipped bail in England while on drugs dealing charges. He is a property dealer in Hua Hin. His wife has been charged with attempted murder of a complainant Donald Whiting.  I can sort of see where this is going.
I can’t spend too much time on stories like this on Hua Hin. It’s unpaid work, dangerous as you can see, and there’s too much of it coming in to my office all the time.
Right here I am wedged between a man of violence and a multi-millionaire. In this climate I would not expect a bunch of retirees looking for a quiet life to stick their necks out on my behalf beyond giving me information on the q.t.
But I feel for the people who have to live through it. They get no consolation from those who espouse’ the fool and his money are soon parted’ idiom.
The property business in Thailand is riddled with foreigners of dubious distinction and they make things difficult for the genuine foreign run agencies. When a story like this pops up on the net it’s not helpful to the property market already suffering from the squeeze.  But that is not my intention at all.  My purpose is purely to alert and inform foreigners of the dangers.
Indeed I can take my family to Hua Hin and have a splendid time – as I did last week – but to be honest I kept out of the centre of town at night, which is what Thais do when they visit Pattaya. There are also good deals to be had.
The fact that no police or local authorities have done anything substantial to help foreigners in distress is not helping matters.  The fact that some of these foreigners are seen to have senior police and local government officials at their parties is also not helpful.
The fact that one house-buyer has been shot and paralysed for life and the  person charged with commissioning his attack runs free, while the trial gets continually delayed, is not helpful.
And this is one of six cases allegedly prioritised by Prime Minister Abhisit Vejjajiva for a speedy solution.
Of course this is a ‘foreigner on foreigner’ problem.  I am from the U.K. and in the U.K. one Latvian swindling and beating up another Latvian would not generate much interest either, I suspect.
So people should bare that in mind when seeking help.
Thai property laws are quite specific, foreigners cannot own land in Thailand. Yes, there are 30 year extendable leases. Yes, there are ways of putting houses into ‘Thai’ companies, but these processes have their problems – and they can be massive.
When I confront dodgy property dealers with complaints from individuals their reaction is to immediately discredit the complainant: “Oh, that guy likes young kids”,  or, “We had to lock him out of our office as he was making sexual approaches to our staff” or “He is just a serial complainer he’s had problems with lots of other people”.
None of this washes with me. These sorts of allegations reflect more on the teller. Besides complaints are coming too fast and furiously.
The latest report I have involves another complainant being beaten up while still in bed at home.
So please, I repeat, Thailand is a great place to live if you know the drill.  If you are buying, be careful. Deal with internationally recognized estate agents or realtors or long established Thai companies.  Get a lawyer. Better still get a Bangkok lawyer who is not subject to local influences.
You may not know what trouble you are in until it’s much too late.
Remember the local expression: “The sugar cane has entered the elephant’s mouth”.  Once you hand over the cash you will have to fight ten years to get it back – and by then of course it will be spent.

FOOTNOTE: Hua Hin After Dark

Many thanks to the posters on the Hua Hin After Dark forum who are very supportive, as in this:

“Andrew Drummond’s site is a good source for exposing evil in this town and Thailand” and this

” I agree, he is a first rate investigative journalist”. 

However they were quickly followed by this from the Forum administrator: “For the record:
Drummond openly accused this website of being involved in an attempted murder simply because of one of its advertisers and a vague similarity in their color schemes. He made no attempt to contact HHAD’s owners for their input into the story but drew and published his own conclusions - that is poor journalism in any ones book.

“The forum must protect itself from legal action and threats by Hua Hin’s property developers including the one involved in the incident above as he too threatened the site and its owners financially and personally as have a number of others, including the one you refer to in this ‘week’s thread’.

Good heavens -The ‘Forum Administrator’ has just made it up!  

I rather think i have to defend myself here because if the bold ‘For the record’ emphasises the truth in what the Forum Administrator is saying, readers should go here and read the comments at the end to see exactly what I did say. Which, to precis, is that the forum administrator is in ‘cloud, cuckoo, land’ and maybe a bit of a bed-wetter. Nothing anywhere of accusing him of attempted murder or any property developer’s colour scheme.

So of course why should I contact the forum’s administrators? I have to ask my self

Prisoner of Ashgabat - a humble tribute to a dear friend UPDATED

ANDREW DRUMMOND, BANGKOK, JULY 10 2010

Link to ‘The Great Dictator’s Birthday Bash Masks Menace’

Stuart O'Neill outside Ashgabad

Stuart O'Neill outside Ashgabad

It is with shock and deep dismay that I have to report the death this week of a very dear friend Stuart O’Neill, a former Custom’s drugs investigator and latterly member of the Serious Organised Crime Agency -SOCA.
Stuart was truly a one off, a great friend, a comic, the life and soul of the party and, workwise,  a true professional in his chosen career.
Fluent in Russian and an expert on all the ‘Stans’ -Turkmenistan, Kazhakstan, Kyrgizstan,  Uzbekistan - he died of a heart attack at Spring Gardens, SOCA’ s rather grim London HQ in Vauxhall on Wednesday morning.

Sadly it seems Stuart was only found in a SOCA washroom after a call to the normal police.

He leaves behind his loving wife Yulia and their two year old son Jimmy of whom they have been so proud.
He was an invaluable friend when I was one of the few journalists to get into Turkmenistan during the reign of the (self proclaimed) ‘Great Turkmenbashi’ . I soon found myself on the podium with the President as Niyazov took his birthday salute.

Stuart O'Neill with eastern bloc spooks at Turkmenbashi's birthday bash

Stuart O'Neill with eastern bloc spooks at Turkmenbashi's birthday bash

They were interesting times.  In the Turkmenistan capital Ashgabat the authorities assumed, I was told later, that I was British intelligence, and certainly not the teacher and professor of antiquities I claimed to be (I would never have been able to pass muster at the slightest grilling) or even the journalist for ‘The Times’ that I was in reality.
This may of course have been because I was at parties with their security services, together with those of the Russian Federal Security Service, formerly KGB and NKVD, the Kazak secret service, Turkish Intelligence and the CIA. Their concern, or rather my worry over their concern, diminished in a haze of vodka and caviar.

Of course sometimes he misjudged his disguises!

Of course sometimes he misjudged his disguises!

But in any case Stu was watching my back and ensured that almost all my speeches – of which I had to make at least one a night and then down a vodka (usually about the 18th) – were politically correct.
Ashgabat was a curious city, but in fact a party city. Lively bars, vodka and girls. It was spook heaven.  But visitors are locked in and it can or could take weeks to get a travel pass outside the city boundaries. The gold domes Turkmenbashi built in his own honour remain.  I’m not sure about the law banning smoking outside, but when I was there you could only smoke at home or in restaurants and bars, hotel lobbies etc.

Yulia

Yulia

Yulia, is Russian by ancestry but born in Turkmenistan. Their love affair was something to behold and look on with envy.
After  ‘The Stans’  Stuart was posted to Islamabad where no doubt he brought new life to the British Embassy bar, one of the few places in the capital one could have a knees-up.  Yulia ended up running the bar.

I cannot of course talk too much about Stuart’s professional life as of course he could not tell me - ‘If I do I’ll have to shoot you’.

But he was a stickler for principals and I believe had a good friend in Craig Murray, the former British Ambassador to Uzbekistan, who complained to the FCO that ‘ we are selling ourselves for dross’ after accepting information that the Islamic Movement of Uzbekistan was linked to al Queda.

Hamming it up with an eastern bloc spook clutching a bottle of Red Army vodka

Hamming it up with an eastern bloc spook clutching a bottle of Red Army vodka

The information, he maintained, was meaningless having been acquired under torture which the regime employed, including the final one of boiling dissidents to death.

Murray was subsequently removed and went on to marry Nadira Alieva a belly dancer from Uzbekistan and they have a son Cameron.*

Stuart and Yulia doing the hand jive in Bangkok

Stuart and Yulia doing the hand jive in Bangkok

Like Craig Murray, Stuart had a low threshold level for hypocrits either in the workplace or elsewhere.

Meanwhile Stuart and Yulia always managed to get away to come and visit in Bangkok wherever they were and they made a special trip for my wedding to Pat.
Then after Islamabad they were posted by SOCA to Kiev in the Ukraine where crime, drugs and corruption are on their own higher plain. Stu had been in on the birth of SOCA, a mix of MI6, Police and Customs Investigators,  and witnessed its growing pains.

Stuart and Yulia with their baby boy in Kiev - Picture by Neil

Stuart and Yulia with their baby boy in Kiev - Picture by Neil

After that posting, they were only just settling in the UK  and Yulia was beginning to make British friends when the tragedy happened.  Stu at 45 was the youngest of us all which makes it all so much more tragic.
God bless you both.

 

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*Craig Murray: The FCO employed a dirty tricks campaign against Murray to get him to go. He was accused for instance of employing ‘dolly birds’ in the Embassy Visa section, and misusing Embassy vehicles.  For their actions the FCO later however had to pay him six years salary in compensation.

Andrew Stuart O’Neill (14.2.1965 – 7.7.2010)

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‘Darling, the Bangkok Post is a bit thin days’

British couple mistakenly holiday in Bangkok ‘live fire zone’
Special from ANDREW DRUMMOND, Bangkok

Link to Daily Mail ‘British couple trapped in holiday ‘kill zone’

Link to Daily Telegraph ‘Avoid Bangkok!’

Link to the SUN ‘In harm’s stay’

Link to Daily Star ‘British couple in holiday from hell’

Pictures: Andrew Chant

redshirts-army-sniper-positionA British couple told tonight (Sunday) how they were trapped in a Bangkok ‘live fire zone’ after the hotel they were staying at hid the news sections of morning papers and blocked the internet.
Gary Wilson, 29, and Urszula Wojciechowski, 39, arrived at their Bangkok hotel at 6 pm last Thursday, just as the first shots and bombs went off and the Thai army launched its offensive against red-shirted anti-government demonstrators.
They heard loud bangs, but nobody said anything, so they decided to go out for a drink. A tuk-tuk driver took them to a nearby club called ‘Boss’, and they said they were curious as to why the club was empty.  Meanwhile they kept hearing loud cracks and bangs thinking perhaps it was a monsoon storm.
“The following morning we went to read the Bangkok newspapers but the hotel staff had removed all the news sections. In our room we had seen nothing on television because there was no BBC and CNN and only Fox TV. But Fox seemed more interested in Paris Hilton than the situation in Bangkok, “ said Urszula,” and if they had a report we missed it.
redshirts-gary-and-urszula“But we slowly realized the cracks and bangs were shots and explosions, but we still had no idea exactly what was going on at all”.
In fact the couple from Loughborough, Leics, had booked into a hotel in Rajaprarop Bangkok – slap bang in the centre of a ‘live fire’ zone and between the Thai Army lines and those of anti-government protesters. A wrong turn outside the hotel door could have meant the difference between life and death.
They were discovered by British photographer Andrew Chant, who was using back streets to get from the army lines to the lines of the red-shirted anti-government protesters.

So this is the famous Bangkok nightlife

So this is the famous Bangkok nightlife

“I couldn’t believe my eyes,” he said, “To get to where I found them I had to gone through areas of burning tyres and snipers and blag my way through an army razor wire checkpoint.”
“Had they walked 30 metres to their right they would have been directly between the army snipers and the red-shirts”.
Continued Gary, a  roofer from Woodhouse Eaves, near Loughborough: “On the Friday we took a tuk-tuk to Khao San Road (a back-packer area of Bangkok) for the day and we came back at 11 p.m.
“But the taxi was stopped by the soldiers with guns pointing at us. The army told us to go away and the driver dropped us nearby.  A Thai man came up to help us and he took us through a maze of alleyways. We thanked him and paid him 100 baht, £2. Without his help we would never have got back.
“Yesterday (Saturday) we managed to get a taxi from the hotel to take us to Chatuchak weekend market okay. We spent the day there but nobody would take us back. Eventually we found two motorcycle drivers who agreed”.

'I think our hotel is around here'

'I think our hotel is around here'

“But last night was the worst of all,” said Urszula, a graphic design studio manager. “As we did not have newspapers and did not understand any Thai we still didn’t understand just how bad it was around here.
 “We wanted to eat authentic Thai food and so we got a taxi to take us to any Thai restaurant. He took us to a Singha beer garden. We sat there on our own all night!  On the way home we saw soldiers again.  They were shouting at the driver to stop and pointing their guns.
“I was really scared. We got out and were told to walk to an army post and they pointed their guns at us.
“After a few moments they let us go and we started wandering around some alleyways when we found a German sitting in a little café with his Thai girlfriend. They explained that we had to cross the ‘kill zone’ to get back to our hotel. The German man was the first person in Bangkok who told us what was going on.
“I have never been so scared in my life. There were guns and bombs still going off and we had to cross this very wide junction.
“We walked across with our hands in the air praying we wouldn’t be shot. I have never been so sh*t scared in all my life. My heart was pounding. The junction was pitch dark and you just felt so alone”.
Gary and Urszula had previously spent two weeks on the island of Koh Chang, after attending a friends wedding there. But when they called the Bangkok hotel last Wednesday they were told everything was fine.
They are now planning to leave the area and book into a hotel near the airport before their departure on Tuesday morning.

Red shirt chic wear, but does he know what it means?

Red shirt chic wear, but does he know what it means?

Last night the death toll rose to 29 as the Thai Army appeared to taking more control over the protest by followers of the ousted Prime Minister Thaksin Shinawatra, who have been demanding that the government of Eton and Oxford educated Prime Minister Abhisit Vejjajiva step down.
But there were continuing complaints of the Thai army shooting indiscriminately into the mob.
Protest leader Nattawut Saiku called for the government to withdraw and ceasefire. ‘The priority is to end the violence. Political goals will have to wait,”
But the government declined and insisted that the red-shirts end their rally so the city could return to a state of law and order.
A state of emergency has been declared across 29 provinces in Thailand and the next two days have been declared public holidays while the government continues its crackdown.
Meanwhile the army clams that soldiers continue to be fired on by anti-government protesters and that fake pictures are circulating on the internet which have been photo-shopped to make people appear dead from wounds.

At least somebody, I think, is praying for peace. Democracy Monument, Sunday

At least somebody, I think, is praying for peace. Democracy Monument, Sunday

Notes: While I am cautious about finding amusement when so much tragedy is around I have to admit I laughed my socks off when writing this story. In many ways it is so Thai and to westerners so absurd. ‘Lets not upset this couple’s holiday by giving them the bad news’ or perhaps unkindly ‘Let’s not lose these customers’.

I have ceased explaining to news desks my views on what is happening here and to be quite frank most newspapers and especially television networks do not have the space.  To them this is soldiers with guns versus the downtrodden masses. This is about the gap between rich and poor, etc, which of course is all true, but not an answer to the question. In the fullness of time more will be revealed but as a tip in the meantime, whenever you see a quote from a foreign academic coming up click on the ‘Beam me up!’ feature in ‘Google Earth’.

If the ‘Sun’ or ‘Daily Star’ got the point, they did not let on in their internet versions :-)

Meanwhile poor Thais can take consolation in a report yesterday that top civil servants in the UK are earning 25 times more than some of their lowly buddies… the big ‘Divide’ and of course this report today in ‘The Times’ whose Asia Editor yesterday arrived in situ here in Sarajevo.   :-)

Andrew Vindicated - Report British Association of Journalists

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The Reds are right. If not you can kiss my Welsh arse!

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andrew-drummond-2010-ipu-conf-cropI do not always see eye to eye with British Ambassadors but one who has been putting the egg back into the pudding since he left is British Ambassador Derek Tonkin who this week wrote to ‘The Times’ pointing out that the ‘Thunderer’, as it used to be known back in the Crimean War, had got its reporting, and in particular its editorials, in a twist when it came to Thai politics.
The Times has called for immediate elections and in the latest rant against Thailand’s Prime Minister repeated the miscomprehension that Abhisit Vejjajiva was not legally in power etc.  Previously The Times’s Asia Editor Richard Lloyd Parry had said of Abhisit Vejjajiva: “Rarely since the days of Dr Faustus has a gifted and promising man achieved power through such grubby and disreputable means”.

Yes. And Brutus was an honourable man.

Derek Tonkin

Derek Tonkin

Derek Tonkin was Ambassador to Thailand when I first arrived here working for the Observer and its film company.  His letter was written with Dominic Faulder, formerly Asiaweek, Asia Inc. They could just as well have addressed letters to the BBC, Sydney Morning Herald or Washington Post.

‘Set aside partisan grievances ‘


“Sir, When you say (leading article, April 26) that Abhisit Vejjajiva “has been undermined by a simple and devastating fact — that his party has lost every election under his leadership”, you overlook another much more important fact, which is that since its foundation in 1946 the Democrat Party in Thailand has been the leading coalition partner in several administrations, but has never won an overall majority. That good fortune has been enjoyed only once by a political party in Thailand — the Thai Rak Thai Party founded and led by Thaksin Shinawatra, which was itself an agglomeration of different parties and won 374 of 500 seats in the 2005 elections.
Coalition administrations in Thailand, for better or for worse, are the norm. In the last elections in December 2007 the Democrat Party came second and secured 30.3 per cent of the constituency vote for 400 seats and 36.6 per cent of the parallel party vote for the remaining 80 seats. This was the Democrats’ best performance to date, and it is quite conceivable that the party, which has performed creditably in by-elections, could do even better at the next general election. It was not, as you say, “the consequence of military force” that led to Mr. Abhisit’s selection by the House of Representatives as Prime Minister, but a realignment, Thai-style, of elected representatives after a court ruling went against the incumbent pro-Thaksin party.
Fresh elections may provide a useful breathing space in which tempers can cool, but it would be naive to suppose that the fundamental polarisation in Thai society of recent years will thereby be resolved. This can only be done peacefully at the ballot box if all concerned set aside immediate partisan grievances and come to a better agreement on the rules by which parliamentary democracy can be made to work for Thailand and all its people.
Derek Tonkin (British Ambassador to Thailand, 1986-89)
Guildford, Surrey
Dominic Faulder
Bangkok


Now if you read what ‘The Times’ has been publishing, quite often from the Asia Editor in Tokyo,  Tonkin has rather demolished ‘The Times’ stance on Thailand.  And indeed the newspaper, unusually, seems to have fallen for quite a few of the red herrings which have been thrown its way. Nor is ‘The Times’ alone.  Media manipulation gets quite easy when newspapers today are now running minute by minute deadlines, which means they are taking what they are reading without question.

That of course means a ‘fact’ presented in say ‘The Times’ can be a fact in hundreds of papers worldwide in a matter of minutes as the re-write men, who give themselves bylines, regurgitate the net.

So it is no surprise that Thaksin Shinawatra has hired London based political lawyer Canadian Robert Amsterdam, an entertaining self publicist,  to “assist in the current contentious struggle for the restoration of democracy and rule of law in the Southeast Asian nation”, even though Thaksin says he is a ‘minor cog’  in the red shirt movement.

Obvious choise of picture for Times Online

Above - an obvious picture used by Times Online

The days of ‘print these facts or we sue’ are upon us. Not an option open of course to the innocent victims who were gunned down during Thaksin’s ‘War on Drugs’.  So we can expect more of Thaksin ‘the Robin Hood’ or, now managed by a Canadian, perhaps ‘Anne of Green Gables’.  When you sue governments, particularly Russian ones, as does Amsterdam, or take on the Singapore government as Amsterdam does, your clients tends to lose while you gather lots of democratic Brownie points.

Amsterdam has of course taken the case on, not for the publicity, but for the justice, which is why I guess there are more jokes about lawyers than even journalists. But I can see the irony in him also representing the Dr. Chee Soon Juan leader of the Democrats in Singapore.

In Singapore you laugh at the system at your peril - just the sort of government Thaksin Shinawatra aspires to lead.

Well then, what we have been getting from ‘The Times’ is only a slightly upmarket version of what ‘popular’ papers do, just written in words of more than two syllables. I prefer to call it writing for affect, er,  which I guess is journalism, but the author does not necessarily have to believe it. Afficionados of the ‘Glenda Slag’ features in ‘Private Eye’ will understand. Its ’egging the pudding’ in its more commonly used form.

This story from ‘The SUN’ however is probably quite true despite the headline ‘Brits plan holiday in hell’

“Its not a people’s thingy is it?’

One of the problems with the red-shirt protest story may be of course the dearth of foreign correspondents.  In the last two years the correspondents for the three main British ‘heavy newspapers’ have jacked it in here in Thailand in the main replaced by Aussies (also filing to Fairfax and News Ltd., in Sydney)…and, of course, the re-write men.
The ‘re-write men’ are usually thousands of miles away from the places they are writing about, which is fine by me because it lets me get down to what I like doing best. But of course sometimes it does have its small disadvantages.
I spoke to a friend in News International in London last week who asked: “Andrew, what exactly is going on in Thailand?” then  she added: ‘Its not altogether a people’s thingy is it?’

So despite the BBC and Times reports etc some Brits at least are wondering what on earth is going on. Thailand’s red-shirt demos even became the butt of jokes in a ’dinner table’ Brititsh TV comedy sketch on ‘Bremner, Bird and Fortune’ when the merits of collecting blood or throwing poop were discussed.

The question ‘What exactly are they demonstrating about?’ was posed but never answered as the lady of the house declared she would probably use her maid’s poop to throw at Westminster.

Abhisit Vejjajiva

Abhisit Vejjajiva

The people’s revolution element has not been totally sold.
People are rightly suspicious of ‘People’s’ movements in Asia. You only have to look to Manila.

So here’s the rub. There are two ways of foreign reporting. One is to report the situation from your own perspective, knowledge and culture, and the other is to get down and dirty, and in this case do lots of mingling among the red shirts, listen to the stories of the poor etc, read Giles Ji Ungpakorn in the Socialist Worker, and write it from the ‘people’s’ perspective.

But every so often getting down and dirty is often not the right way about it if you need to know what is happening. The expression ‘can’t tell the wood from the trees’ comes to mind.

No matter how heart-wrenching the copy is from people living in poverty in north east Thailand, all it does is add bricks and mortar to the great social divide story, which is Thailand, Cambodia, the Philippines, etc….and which may be missing the point.

Some are suggesting that the white Thais in Bangkok are out of touch and are horrified at the unscrubbed working classes on their doostep and unable to comprehend what they are complaining about. They have a touch of the the Marie Antoinettes it seems.

‘Telling it as it is’ - a boy from the Valleys

In Bangkok too we have an Australian claiming to have served seven years in the Aussie Army giving speeches to the red-shirts exhorting them on from their podium and. On the blogs we have a Welshman reporting from within the red demos ‘telling it as it is’ and inviting those who disagree to kiss his hairy Welsh arse.

If the Scots sound like they are always about to start a fight then  the Welsh accent seems to seems to reflect a sort of desperation or depression in the valleys as in ‘Little Britain’s’  ’ I’m the only gay in the village!’  sketch. But I am assured they have made cultural and culinary contributions to Thai culture.

Cultural contributions. Welsh cuisine in Bangkok

Cultural contributions. Welsh cuisine in Bangkok

Anyway anyone can do this sort of reporting from Toxteth or the Sir Francis Chichester Estate in South London in a country where the current P.M. Gordon Brown was also not elected by the people but by fellow M.Ps. 
But what no newspaper or blogger has done yet is to paint a picture of what exactly may happen if this movement were to bring down the current government, and indeed who are the people waiting in the wings in the Phuea Thai party, which has aligned itself to Thaksin Shinawatra. And then of course it all becomes a bit deja-vue.

F-16s over Laos in the Green Curry war

The phrase ‘Pass the sick bag Alice’ comes to mind. What we have apparently is a lineup of politicians who have been screwing the working classes in Thailand ever since each discovered he was not one of them any more.  Their Chairman General Chavalit Yongchaiyudh even managed to lose a war against Laos, despite sending in the F-16s, which was started over logging, one of his wife’s pet past-times.

(Pause for self promo par: I managed to tag this ‘The Green Curry War’ in the Observer just as my ‘Battle for Sleeping Dog Hill’  in the Telegraph recorded the loss of the Karen base at Manerplaw to the Burmese army. The actual Karen translation I was given I think was ‘Dog lying asleep in a semi-prone position hill’ but its too difficult to shout between foreign and picture/art desks)

Chavalit also led the country triumphantly…..into its worst economic crisis ever, except for some advantaged rich people who were fortuitously forwarned and changed their baht to dollars.

These are the guys who have screwing down the price of rice….to the farmer that is. The exporters still have their BMWs! And who signed the free trade agreement with China leading to Thai supermarkets being flooded with Chinese fruit and veg?

There is no doubt that the encampments in Bangkok have bred a new solidarity among the UDD and redshirts, but where is it going to lead Thailand?

‘My, wasn’t that a rather jolly coup’

People complain that Thaksin was unfairly ousted.  They are absolutely right. He was ousted because those who did so thought that it was the only way to get a Prime Minister into the courts. Attempts to curtail his excesses had failed from many directions. Even at the height of the military coup there was a collective sigh of relief.  But you cannot use the words ‘tanks’ with ‘good’ when sending this story back home, and in any case, as is their wont, the military then hashed things up.

Considering Thaksin Shinawatra’s friendly and lucrative relationship with the world’s worst military in the world in Burma I am not crying too much over Thailand’s kast coup.

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Had the red-shirts come in to defend Thaksin before the tanks then we would be looking at a different scenario today. But these things cost time and money I guess and Thaksin was far to busy protecting his.

Traditionally in the past,  corrupt Prime Ministers have been allowed to keep the stash they made in power.  Thais can choose that system again when they go to the polls in November.

Then of course the yellow shirts think Thaksin is the dictator

Then of course the yellow shirts think Thaksin is the dictator

‘Don’t mention ze war!’

The placards in the red shirt camps of Abhisit depicting him as the dictator Adolf Hitler are of course nonsensical.  The irony of course is that, like Thaksin Shinawatra,  Adolf Hitler, was elected to office by popular vote, a good reason to fear democracy.
National socialism, as we know it,  is when you get one group of people, preferably all wearing the same colour uniform, claiming they represent the working man, who have a charismatic leader, who leads them to attack those whom they see as robbing them of their rights and destiny.  Following their ‘democratic’ election they have a tendency to plunder and dispose of their enemies both externally and internally. purging their own and of course the press and woe betide those who disagree.

But the use of ‘Hitler’ by both sides, yellow and red, shows just how primitive their messages can be.

I will say this however, I have spoken with hundreds but will never argue with a ‘red shirt’,  or the boss of a Bangkok motorcycle queue.

‘Eva’, as they say, was just a musical.

‘The Charmer Making a Mess of his country’ - The Times ”The Prime Minister of Thailand, best friends at Eton with Boris Johnson, is presiding over a chaotic and callous regime”.

Thailaind crisis is not a struggle against elitism

‘It was just like the blitz’

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Well of course it was not really like the ‘fall of Saigon’, a real event which I missed by a hair’s breadth, thank god.
But that’s was how an Embassy official described the scene on Thursday night at Suvarnabhumi airport.
Actually the Embassy guy who said it would have been about ten when Saigon fell.
In older days a favourite quote would be: “It was just like the blitz!’.  People actually did say such things even though they had not been in the blitz either.
Now of course there will be the usual bunch of  unhappy nerds taking this all literally writing in to say ‘I was at the airport and it was not like that at all’.
Andy and I were having a laugh about the ‘forums’ this morning. I like this one especially, which actually is pretty near the mark, except of course for the ‘utter sensationalist fabrication bit’. Stories here are so amazing you just couldn’t make them up,

‘Western journalists in Thailand are constantly desperate’

‘Western “journalists” in Thailand are constantly desperate to have their stories published and will basically write complete and utter sensationalist fabrications to get noticed. No one really cares about or is interested in Thailand in the outside world so it is a constant struggle for them to get printed’.
The author is partially right. In general nobody gives a flying f*** unless there is murder or mayhem. Its always been that way.  Put the word ‘Brits’ together with ‘grenades’ and ‘distant lands’ and it still seems to work. On this occasion I have steered clear of politics because the world’s press would have us believe that we are going through a ‘People’s Revolution’ and events, I believe, will show something much more contrived.

Sue Lloyd Roberts the ‘Self-loading rifle’

The world’s press is silent most of the time on the rich poor divide, because we westerners like cheap products.  My  ‘bespoke’ suit was made in Cambodia. Now there’s an interesting democracy. Of course due to publicity, in particular endless documentaries by people like SLR (Sue Lloyd Roberts, not given the tag self loading rifle for nothing)  these garment workers have maximum work hours, lunch breaks and now even fire exits….but still no money.
Anyway the atmosphere  at the airport was highly charged, but being terribly British there was no riot. There was even a pause as some people who got seats home were actually politely clapped before the heckling started again, but they did not queue to give a piece of their minds.

British dips - Bobby dazzlers

There was the usual  cultural rivalry as the Boche took the rap as usual for the missing blankets, which seemed to disappear, whenever people left their basement base to check the stand-by lists.

The British Embassy outdazzled everyone

The British Embassy outdazzled everyone

The French Embassy delegation  was looking superior but was totally out gunned by the British Embassy who brought along their huge Union Jack signs and dazzling day-glo ‘men at work’ Foreign & Commonwealth Office jackets.   I sent daughter Annie down there to talk to the British Ambassador, but they bribed her to go away with a drawing book and bunch of crayons.

Annie - paid off

Annie - paid off

Seriously though, it was not difficult to feel terribly sorry for these stranded fellow countrymen.  Some had been sleeping there for a week! They are being looked after well by the Thai staff but still it must be sheer misery.
As my home is near the airport – a 90 baht taxi ride – I handed out my card and invited several to chill out in my house and garden. I thought I was doing the decent thing.

'I noticed you just gave your card to the pretty ones'

'I noticed you just gave your card to the pretty ones'

‘Yeah’ said Andy ‘I noticed you only gave your card to the young attractive female ones’. And what an outrageous lie that was.
Anyway back to how I just missed the fall of Saigon. I was on the Daily Mail at the time when the then editor Sir David English decided his newspaper was going to save lots of orphans who were just about to fall into the hands of the commies.

Buy a Boeing 747 and put it on your expenses!

This Daily Mail mission of mercy or fiasco, take your pick, made with the collaboration of a charity called the Ockendon Venture, was carried out with what was supposed to be military precision.  A table was laid out in the news room with a map of the globe over which was plotted the route of English’s chartered aircraft (a Matchbox model)  A team of journalists was hand picked to report on every cough, spit and etc. and also change nappies. 
The team and English, clad in camouflage,  flew out ….and I was the twit left in charge of the table, a  pointer and the Matchbox Boeing 707, which was parked up in the Indian Oceon during lunch, and ended up in the bin after a long session at the ‘Harrow’.

‘Excuse me, I’m a dog shit’

matchbx-747According to a story by Guardian Media columnist, former Mirror man Roy Greenslade, or Greenslime as he was known in the Printer’s Pie, English even had ‘Bao Chi’, with the right accents meaning ‘journalist’ sewn on.  Without the accents it apparently means dog shit. Actually as English came back in a 747 I had to buy a new model anyway. Its the only time I have claimed ‘Boeing 747 purchase’ on my expenses. Reminds me of the story of Mail legend Vincent Mulchrone’s claim for the purchase of a camel. As the camel now belonged to the Daily Mail they demanded to see evidence of it. Mulchrone due sent in a bill for an extremely expensive funeral send off for said camel.

What happened to the Daily Mail orphans is now part of Fleet Street folklore.
But I guess they were the fore-runners of a community in Britain which, the Daily Mail angrily trumpets, has the highest per capita crime rate.

Vietnamese gang jailed in Newcastle, UK

Vietnamese gang jailed in Newcastle, UK

Link to ‘Bring me 150 babies’    The real Fall of Saigon -Youtube

‘Its like the fall of Saigon’ - Brits flee Bangkok terror

For many this was the seventh night sleeping at the airport

For many this was the seventh night sleeping at the airport

FROM ANDREW DRUMMOND, BANGKOK,

April 23 2010

Scenes at Bangkok international were compared to ‘the last days of Saigon’ early today as hundreds of some 5,000, exhausted Brits battled for flight seats out of the Thai capital.
After grenades were launched into crowds of office workers and tourists in the city centre, leaving one dead and 79 injured, Britons among some 5,000 already stranded by the cloud of volcanic dust from Iceland, were close to rioting at the check-in desks at Suvarnabhumi international airport.

Chaos at the check-in counters

Chaos at the check-in counters

Tempers flared and some airline check in clerks fled in tears as some 700 travellers, of whom Britons made up over 350, went wild waving ‘promissory notes’ as the check-in desks closed having let just one or two passengers on.
Shouts of “Tell us the truth! ‘Give us the information’ and ‘Get us out of here’ went up as crowds surged on the check-in desks.
To add to the passengers’ woes major non European airlines were not offering hotel accommodation to those stranded because they are not governed by EU regulations and that included Thai Airways – the national carrier.
And hundreds of tourists, who could no longer afford accommodation after their holidays, were left sleeping on cardboard mats in the airport basement.
But despite their anger at the airlines, most Britons were however full of praise both for the Thai airport staff, who provided food, blankets, meals and even free Thai massage. They also praised the British Embassy team led by Britain’s Deputy Head of Mission, Daniel Pruce.

Peter Holley from Ashford,Middlesex

Peter Holley from Ashford,Middlesex

Peter Holley, 49, from Ashford, Middlesex, who works for a cargo handling company at Heathrow said: “I am here with my wife who has a heart condition. We have been stuck here since Saturday last week. Thai Airways tell us nothing. They don’t tell their staff anything and check-in girls have been reduced to tears.
“We spend our time between our bedrolls and the check-in desks. Sometimes our bed rolls are not there when we go back.
“I would surely like to get my own back on these airline people. But the Embassy people here have been absolutely great. They are trying to put pressure on the airlines to get us out.
“We queue for standby and they give us pieces of paper, promissory notes, saying we will be on the next flight, and then it does not happen.  There is no method in the system at all. People are going crazy.”
Ricky Payne, 44, from Grays, Essex added: “I’ve been here since Saturday with my wife and son and three other couples. They are telling us not to go into town.  It’s hell. We have to sleep on the floor. There are two male showers and two female showers for everyone.  The frustration is nobody from Thai airways will tell us what is happening. Its not as if we can go home overland.”
Rebecca Sidwell, 26, and Shai Rappaport, 28, both actors from Clapham, who are travelling on Jet airways, said that they had been told they could not leave until May 7th, but they could not leave the airport as they no longer had any cash for a hotel and the airline was not paying.”

Peter Fallon, Melissa Delaney, with Vincent, 22 months

Peter Fallon, Melissa Delaney, with Vincent, 22 months

 “The airport customer service people have been looking after us very well though. They have been providing food and bedding. But it took us five days just to get anyone at Jet Airways to answer their phones.”
Dale Toyne, 39, and Kate Surgay, 29, from Lincoln, were also travelling on Jet Airways. Said Dale: “I had my wallet and credit cards stolen in Cambodia and my passport stolen in Bangkok, so Kate is looking after me until I get home. We do not know when that is going to be, nobody will tell us.”
Neil Giannoni, 48, from Jersey, a local government employee, trying to get home with his wife Christine, a teacher, said: “Our money has been exhausted and we have heard out money may be docked for returning to work late.”
Peter Fallon, 31, and his partner Melissa Delaney, 26, from Lincoln, were attempting to get a Thai airlines flight.  Said Peter:  “We have our 22 month old son Vincent with us so we have had to get a cheap room in a local hotel. But we don’t know if our money will last because we have no idea when we are going home.”

Melissa Cove, 25 from London and Fiona Small, 23 from London managed to make a booking when their airline refused

Melissa Cove, 25 from London and Fiona Small, 23 from London managed to make a booking when their airline refused

Fiona Small, 23, a nursery teacher and Melissa Cove,25,  a nurse, both from London and travelling by Jet Airways said after they could get a sooner return date than May 7th they called up their travel agent who managed to book them on a flight on May 1st with their original tickets.
“It’s absolutely crazy. None of the airlines seem to be getting together and offering seats. Nobody is giving anything away. They are just waiting for a seat to become available whenever and could not care less about the well being of their passengers.”
Early today a lone British Embassy official was trying to placate passengers.  “We believe 375 extra passengers will get away today. It’s not going to be like last night we hope, that was like the last days of Saigon,” an official told Chris Trace, 50, a design engineer from Plymouth travelling with his wife.
Said Chris later:  “Singapore Airlines have offered to fly us home. But they want £1,800!”
British Ambassador Quinton Quayle said: “We are urgently working with tour operators, airlines, and the Thai authorities to help British nationals to return to the UK as soon as possible.
“We have assisted in getting people access to medical care and advising them how to get funds transferred”.
The Foreign Office hotline for information on disrupted flights is +442070080000
Today there was an uneasy truce in Bangkok city centre after last night’s explosions in the Silom Road business and shopping district, from which runs the Patpong red light area.
After a brief confrontation in the early hours, police who had asked the red shirted anti-government protesters to remove sharpened bamboo sticks from their barricades, withdrew.
The Thai government has blamed the bombings on terrorists, who they said fired from within the red-shirt group. But five men earlier detained on suspicion were later released without charge.

Link to Evening Standard

Link to Daily Mail

Braveheart, Hua Hin and the ignoble art of the reverse ferret

 

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 From ANDREW DRUMMOND

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andrew-drummond-2010-ipu-conf-internet-cropNot many of you may have noticed if you are in Thailand, from where I base this blog, but recently a couple in Hua Hin became the source of a spate of stories on Scotland’s former football team captain – Colin ‘Braveheart’ Hendry,  who despite earning millions, at one time £38,000 per week, is now being forced to file for bankruptcy.
And it was during the course of this story that a few of the classic Fleet Street ‘reverse ferrets’ came into play. 
For those few of you , like me, whose eyes glaze over when the subject of football comes up, there is no need to leave now. This story has little to do with football.

Hector and Williamina MacFarlane

Hector and Williamina MacFarlane

Hector and Williamina MacFarlane were neighbours and close friends of Colin Hendry and his wife in Lytham St.Annes, Lancashire. They also have a holiday home in Hua Hin where they spend several months a year.
(And yes they were ripped off on a property deal. They bought a property with a private road to a major golf club there only a mile away.  The road never got built so the real distance is 14 miles).
Colin Hendry and his children were struck with grief after Colin’s wife Denise died from complications arising out of a lipo-suction operation. Hector and Williamina were also devastated,  and so I guess was a part of every Scot.
When Colin asked for a loan of £80,000 Hector and Williamina extended a welcoming hand with the cash.  But the day it was due to be paid came and went.  And when Hector called on Hendry to make sure he had secured the loan on his property as agreed, Braveheart hit the roof.
The friendship evaporated, as well it would under the circumstances, and all requests for payment were ignored.  Then along came the gossip.  Hendry was a compulsive gambler.  He spent all night in his basement office drinking beer and gambling on the internet.  He would bet on anything…which team got the next corner etc.
Then the gossip became fact. The MacFarlanes found  that there were several other major creditors, including Spreadex, the internet gambling company, and of course the taxman. A large part of their retirement money had gone up in smoke.

Double reverse ferret in the Sun and Daily Record to straightforward ferret in the News of the World

Double reverse ferret in the Sun and Daily Record to straightforward ferret in the News of the World

It was at this stage, angered at being betrayed, and perhaps hoping he could recoup a little of his losses, Hector went to the courts and then the press.  At first it was the Scottish Daily Record.  They jumped enthusiastically at the story and my colleague Andy went down to take pictures. (I later met up with these nice people in Bangkok  at ‘Cheap Charlies’ - it was Andy’s call but it ain’t that cheap anymore - and the Pickled Liver)
Then days passed by. Nothing.  Hector made the call.  The Daily Record then said they were no longer interested.  The next day this story appeared as an exclusive spread.

 “I became really strong when I lost my mum, says Colin Hendry’s daughter Rheagan”.

Now if anyone in the trade were to call the Glasgow newsdesk of the Record and ask ‘Why?’,  the answer, which would not come as a surprise, would of course be: “Och, Reverse ferret, Jimmy!”.
In this instance the ‘reverse ferret’ happened at the news conference before publication. That is the newspaper’s stance was reversed. A possible attack on a national hero was cancelled or rather in this case substituted.
Further the newspaper had successfully avoided paying out for a potentially expensive exclusive and instead obtained a free exclusive spread, albeit fairly dull reading unless you want to know that 20-yr-old Rheagan is launching herself on a singing career and entering the Miss Scotland contest.
Hector was a little taken aback and came back to me, so I put the story instead to the Scottish Sun, now outselling the Record with Page 3 girls in mini-kilts and tartan bikinis. They splashed on it and ran it as a spread inside.  But wait a minute.

“SOCCER hero Colin Hendry was last night said to be “gutted” that an old pal is suing him over an £85,000 debt”.

That did not sound too complimentary to the MacFarlane’s in Hua Hin. Read on.

“And last night one mate of the star said Hendry was livid that Hector, who was a pallbearer at Denise’s funeral, has dragged him through the courts as he and his kids try to live without her.
The pal said: “Colin’s pretty disappointed it has come to this.
“What makes it worse is that Colin regarded Hector as a good friend. He even let him carry Denise’s coffin so he feels let down and pretty gutted.
“He was asking about the money not long after Colin had buried his wife - you can imagine how that must’ve felt.
“He’s just trying to do as best he can for him and his kids. It’s only a few months since Denise died and they’re still trying to come to terms with it all.
“The kids have just had their first Mother’s Day without her - that must’ve been a terrible ordeal.”

Who got let down here?

Now any person in the know, who asked, would also not be surprised to get this answer from the SUN newsdesk.
“Reverse ferret mate!”  Again this ‘reverse ferret’ happened at the editorial conference.
The newspaper had turned around allegations made against a national hero and rounded on the MacFarlanes.

spreadex

Who was the pal?  Well my money is on Colin Hendry himself,  even though, or perhaps escpecially because,  the SUN pointed out at the end of the story that he declined to comment.  Though I’m not a gambling man I would consider that a very safe bet, and it would of course be part of the ‘ reverse ferret’ agreement.
Of course there’s no limit to how many ‘reverse ferrets’ which can be put into play. Within a couple of days the SUN had done another ‘reverse ferret’ and was leading the charge against Henrdry with information it held back from its first publication.

Sun March 20th ‘Bookies chase Hendry over gambling debts’
Sunday Mail March 21: ‘Former Scotland Captain Colin Hendry’s desperate cash pleas’
News of the World March 21: ‘Colin Hendry blew a fortune on all night gambling sessions’
Scotsman March 20: ‘ Debts could force widowed Colin Hendry to lose his home.’

The ‘reverse ferret’ was of course an expression allegedly first coined by Kelvin McKenzie of ‘The SUN’ who used it whenever a SUN story flew in the face of public opinion and had to do a major u-turn. He would apparently storm up to the back bench in the news room and ball out: ‘Reverse ferret!’ in such cases.  I don’t think he dared use it after the Sun’s infamous reporting of the Hillborough disaster though.

Actually I never heard Kelvin say it myself. I think the expression was first used by Mike Parker  resident wit at the News of the World and overheard by McKenzie during a drinking session at the Wine Press in Fleet Street.

My apologies today for those afficionados of real news. But the McHendry story pretty much made every newspaper in the UK, even in what McKenzie used to term ‘the unpopulars’.

British MPs and Peers queue at the Bangkok trough?

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(All pictures except those of the Red Shirts by Andrew ‘I’m not going there till the first Brit is down’ Chant)
It was not only to save on expensive air-con bills as temperatures soared to 38 degrees in Bangkok last week that I moved my base to the Centara Grand in the centre of Bangkok – but I hope it helped.
I was there to cover the Bangkok conference of the International Parliamentary Union, well not really to cover the conference. 
I’m not really a conference type of person and I’m not exactly sure what influence, if any, resolutions passed by the IPU have on the general scheme of things.

DEATH WATCH

Actually this was a bit like a Royal Tour.  Nothing much happens on these tours; just grand dinners; waving to the proletariat; passing on flowers to the Ladies-in-Waiting.  Most of the time they are just ‘death watches’.   Journalists have to be there just in case something does happen.  So I am on a watching brief or ‘death watch’.

John Austin doing the ' Ouagadougou blues'

John Austin doing the ' Ouagadougou blues'

Being British of course I was more interested in the British MPs and it so happened that of the five British delegates, three had been made infamous in the ‘ EXPENSES SCANDAL’ which rocked Britain last year, and which still rumbles on.

Would the delegate for Papua New Guinea…….

ipu-badgeAs the main auditorium was half to three quarters empty most of the time I settled for what seats were available.  There were many and there always seemed to be many many more when the microphone got passed to delegates from Israel. Initially I took the place of the delegate for Papua New Guinea, but when I started attracting a few quizzical looks from some chaps from Indonesia’s Irian Jaya,  I retreated to the seat for the member of the Council of Europe, whom I guessed was less likely to have a bone through his nose or be clasping a shrunken head.

 

Ougadougou? Its down the corridor and third on the left.

Up to the rostrum stepped British Labour MP John Austin to make his retirement speech: “This is the last Inter Parliamentary Union conference I will be attending,” he told the audience.  I have been to every one since Ouagadougou”.
Ouagadougou as we all know is the capital of Burkina Faso. Look at a map of Africa, left hand down a bit. The conference was held there in 2001 so he has had a good nine year run. In fact since Ouagadougou he has been  to IPU conferences in Geneva five times and also to Marrakech, Santiago, Mexico City, Manila, Nairobi, Bali, Cape Town and Addis Ababa. Well, it beats Estuary View.

Lord Rennard holding his own

Lord Rennard holding his own

What John Austin did not say was that last year he was accused of fiddling his expenses. He claimed more than £10,000 in expenses for the redecoration of his London flat, which was 11 miles from his main home, before selling it for a profit.  He later said he would stand down at the next election.
Of course this is all child’s play compared to what Thai politicians get away with.  Besides he is Labour MP for Thamesmead & Erith where he lives, and as such in my book, coming from there he deserves a handout and a few trips.
 

John Austin MP, Lady Thomas of, err Susan, and advisor

John Austin MP, Lady Thomas of, err Susan, and advisor

I watched John Austin for a while, and I have to say this chap looked like he was beavering away pretty hard, rushing to and from committee meetings.  Well, I guess he should, as he was the head of the delegation. But anyway top marks to John Austin.
The next time I went back to the conference hall, seated in the British delegation section was Lord Rennard on his own, listening intently and occasionally tapping away on his lap top.  I took my place for Bosnia Herzegovina.
Lord Rennard was criticised in a newspaper last year for charging £41,000 subsistence allowance for his family home in Vauxhall while claiming to live in Eastbourne.  However the Clerk of Parliament Michael Pownall issued a ruling that Rennard’s claims were “in accordance with the rules and guidance on Members’ expenses applicable at the time”.  Hmm. That sounds very Thai.
Well anyway Lib-Dem Peer Lord Rennard was certainly doing his bit in Bangkok and top marks to him too.

“I will always be known as a scandal MP”

Mark Oaten

Mark Oaten

So what of Lib-Dem MP Mark Oaten.  Oaten was shamed in the ‘MPs Expenses Scandal’ after profiting by £82,000 by selling a flat in London which was furnished, decorated, and maintained at the taxpayers’ expense.  What’s more he was also publicly exposed for hiring a ‘rent boy’*.  In an interview with the Sunday Times, he put it down to a feeling of losing his hair, and his looks, and pressure at work.  But he had determined to put this behind him and his wife had forgiven him.

“I don’t blame anyone but myself for the mess I’m in. I accept that I will always be known as a scandal MP, but, instead of living out the rest of my days in hiding, I’m determined to try to rebuild my life,” he said… Fair enough.

But I could not find him anywhere. Where was he rebuilding his life?  When I called the hotel I was told he had already checked out.  What, with two days left to run?  I spoke to Emma, the secretary for the British delegation, who said he had completed all his business and left. 
‘Where has he gone? Phuket?” 
“I rather do not think so,” she replied sternly.
Minutes later she came back with a fully prepared statement as to what exactly Mark Oaten had been doing.
Ten minutes later I am in the conference call and my phone rings. It’s Mark Oaten, the man himself, from London.
‘What on earth’s going on? Why are you chasing me?  Who are you working for? Who says I’m in Phuket!”

I say I will call back as by now the conference is in full swing, heads are turning,  besides I am now representing Poland, and the cynic in me needed to check that he was calling from the UK.

When I do, sure enough the phone has a UK ring tone, so he is not in ‘Boyz Boyz Boyz’ in Pattaya on taxpayers’ expense.

“Good heavens. I’m not chasing you. I don’t know you from Adam.  But I was puzzled why you left when you did,” I say.

Sandals and no socks - the overriding factor

Three down and two to go.  Next on my list was Lord Alfred Morris of Manchester. I caught up with him in a lift at the Centara Grand. He’s wearing shorts, a Hawaiian shirt, sandals, and yes, no socks.   So he’s ok then. Lovely chap. He’s in his 70s so as far as I am concerned he has earned a few junkets. Besides he has not been involved in any expenses fiddling. 

So finally I turn to Baroness Thomas of  Walliswood, or Susan to her friends the only other person in the delegation not to get embroiled in an expenses row.  Well she has been so busy she has even been elected to the IPU’s Presiding Council.

Well, there you have it.  Some of these ‘junkets’ are not junkets at all. 

Red Shirts brought Bangkok to a standstill. Shome mishtake here Ed?

Red Shirts brought Bangkok to a standstill. Shome mishtake here Ed?

 At the end of the day I quite like the idea of the world’s politicians meeting together informally anyway and listening to what their opposite numbers really think. In fact they should regularly get totally smashed together,  though personally I do not think I would have liked to do have done this  ’death watch’ in Burkina Faso.

These conferences are full of lots of stories about awful things happening in another countries, in the old days a journalist’s dream. but now, of course now its  more difficult to find an editor who cares.
One day after the conference ended, those champions of democracy the UDD Red Shirts moved into the Rajaprasong junction.  But delegates had been locked up for most of the week anyway by the appalling traffic.
The British delegation attempted to go out on Thursday night, but they abandoned their attempt after travelling less than 200 yards in 40 minutes in a yellow and green taxi, while I was in an Irish pub a mile and a half away.

 

Exposed MP’s secret rendez-vous with Thai dancers

Sources awfully close to Wireless Road suggest that some did use the skytrain to make outside appointments and I can confirm that John Austin made a break for freedom with his partner Sylvia Kelcher in tow and got as far as Ramkhamheang Soi 164, which is almost in the country near Minburi.

Tara Garden - John Austin's secret rendez-vous before the tables were  cleared for the foxtrot

Tara Garden - John Austin's secret rendez-vous before the tables were cleared for the foxtrot

However my spies say he got no further than the Tara Gardens where they both enjoyed an evening of karaoke and ballroom dancing topped off with a few red wines. 

The only freebie was on the Friday when delegates were offered an unimaginative  trip to the Damnoen Saduak floating market and Samphran elephant show out near Nakon Pathom.

Lord Rennard liked the crocodile show

Lord Rennard liked the crocodile show

The only Brit brave enough to sweat this trip out was Lord Rennard, who was effusive when we spoke, despite having to get up at the crack of dawn. 

itainthalfhotmumHe seemed to be enjoying himself.  (I was wishing I was almost anywhere else than at a crocodile and elephants-playing-football theme park. I needed one of the fan Punkah Wallahs from ‘It ain’t half hot mum, who, some of us know,  were later replaced by electric fannies). 

Lord Rennard  liked the crocodile show especially. 

“It’s often not what goes on in the main conference room that is most interesting,”  he said,  keeping a remarkable composure as the announcer boomed: 

 ‘T-lick nummer four.  Somchai put arm down fwoat of clocodye!’

crocodile-samphran-throat


“You have to see what goes on in the committee rooms as well, much more interesting. The other thing is that we get to speak to and hear things from politicians from other countries that we have never heard before”.

“T-lick nummer fye. Somsak put head in mow of clocodye!”

crocodile-samphran1

“For instance I had long talks with the Afghanistani and Argentinean MPs.  Absolutely fascinating. It enables us to build up a picture which you would not get elsewhere,” continued Lord Rennard. There is no interupting him.

“We are of course concerned about the loss of human life in Afghanistan.  They are concerned about corruption and how, they believe, Britain is dealing with the wrong people there.”

Then came the elephant show where the commentary (recorded) sounded like it had been done by an Old Etonian.

Anyway I had to agree with Lord Rennard.

But I can’t see  John Austin, Mark Oaten, or Lord Rennard himself , passing on their newly found wisdom to the British taxpayer.  They have all announced they are resigning.

And when I read this in Monday’s Daily Mail for a moment I thought I had gone soft.

“MPs who were caught fiddling their expenses will be among those receiving a share of £153million in golden goodbyes when they stand down from Parliament at the general election.”

*Rent boy. Male prostitute

Jimmy Edwards in 'Whacko' - see comments below

Jimmy Edwards in 'Whacko' - see comments belowBilly Bunter - see comments below

Billy Bunter - see comments below

Billy Bunter - see comments below

The art of good suicide reporting

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I have been a journalist for, well donkeys’ years, and don’t think I have been compelled to report on a suicide, though I may have written about some star or starlet overdosing.
But here in Thailand the Pattaya Daily News ‘powerful news at your fingertips…fast…..true’  is continually and distastefully breaking new ground in this area, no matter who it is apparently.
Take this from today’s Pattaya Daily News about a Swede who has allegedly attempted suicide (presumably after reading yesterday’s issue)
“At the scene, room 11 on the third floor, police discovered Mr. Golane Miggale [47] (also reported as Mr. Yoraw Andersson [42]) a Swedish national, standing in his room covered in blood”.
Que? What? Vas?  Va? Ursäkta? Excuse me?
This gets very complicated when four separate Pattaya newspapers are reporting on the same incident with scores of different names.
Getting the names right in stories used to be up there in the, well, it used to be the number one priority. Of course maybe the PDN are just throwing in a couple of made up names, because they really should not be reporting on this stuff  at least until it gets to the level of Swedes on the Costa del Sol in the Seventies.
Apparently there were so many Swedes falling off balconies that Swedish police went themselves to investigate. The story goes that a Swedish policeman then fell off a balcony during a party.  Nah. I don’t believe it.

The Pattaya Daily News’ intrusion into grief is only surpassed by its own actions today reporting the death of a ‘forlorn Brit’ who died in a room above a bar in Jomtien. This story is awarded seven pictures and enough detail that we are even told that on the way to the bar he did not wear a crash helmet. The PDN also photographed his NATWEST credit card and published it close up.

Actually the guy had asthma. It is not known how he died, but we are informed that he had a bar that went bust and a wife who ran off. Still I am not sure the PDN knows the state of his mind.

Anyway when I make my maker I hope it does not happen in Pattaya.  I have a 50 per cent chance of being in a state of undress and I am not sure I want the PDN describing how I died with my trousers around my ankles.

Andrew Drummond cleared in Thai ‘MacMafia’ libel trials

BY ANDREW CHANT, Bangkok

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Scots sex club kings lose fight to have brave journalist jailed

March 15 2010
andrewdrummond2A British journalist, who exposed the activities of two Scots – nicknamed the ‘Gay MacMafia’- in the Thai sex resort of Pattaya, has been cleared of two cases of criminal libel after a nine year court battle.
Freelance correspondent Andrew Drummond, 57, former correspondent of ‘The Observer’ and London ‘Times’, was cleared of libeling James Lumsden, 59, from Falkirk, who with his partner Gordon May, 67, from Edinburgh,  was one of the biggest  foreign players in the resort’s gay sex industry.
Drummond, also a Scot, from Edinburgh, and former bureau chief of the News of the World in Scotland,  wrote a series of articles describing the misfortunes that befell Britons who were encouraged to go into business with Lumsden and May.
In April 1990, Iain Macdonald, 28, the son of a former Provost of Inverness, died in a fire at the Ambiance Hotel in Pattaya, owned by Lumsden & May, just one month after he had inexplicably bequeathed his £250,000 inheritance in 50 per cent of May and Lumsden’s business -’Boyz Boyz Boyz’ club and the Ambiance Hotel -to Gordon May’s boyfriend – a Thai male a-go-go dancer.
The will was illegal, because it was signed by the beneficiary. The male a go-go dancer got nothing, but Iain’s mother, Eileen MacDonald, never got the money back anyway, wrote Drummond.

Jim Lumsden as an 'artiste' - File photo Pattaya Gay Festival

Jim Lumsden as an 'artiste' - File photo Pattaya Gay Festival

A second businessman Kevin Quill, 39, from Bradford, Yorkshire, invested over £300,000 in a business called Patika Ltd. with May and Lumsden which, was also a hotel and bar.
Quill was arrested in 2000 by Pattaya Police after leaving the Ambiance Hotel. When police searched his luggage they found 170 cartons of contraband Benson & Hedges cigarettes.  In one packet in one carton they found nearly 100 methamphetamine tablets.
After being refused bail,  Kevin Quill was removed as managing director of the company and was replaced by May. His computer was wiped of all his financial records, and his apartment was stripped and rented out by his partners, wrote Drummond.
Quill was subsequently jailed for six years for drugs possession.  The British Consul at the time, Deryck Fisher, wrote a letter, stating that  the Assistant Police Commissioner Noppadol Somboonsap*(1) in Bangkok, had admitted that Quill was framed.
The Appeal Court judges, Seramee Sirimankarak,   Sittisak Wanachkij, and Ariya Navintum ruled: “The defendant was doing his job as a journalist, making facts public for foreigners doing business in Thailand. There is nothing defamatory in what he wrote.”

Marwaan Macan-Markar, president of the Foreign Correspondents’ Club of Thailand said:“We welcome these two court rulings in favour of Andrew Drummond, particularly since the alleged libels involved were criminal offences under existing Thai law..
“The verdicts demonstrate a fundamental respect for investigative reporting in the public interest. This is a good day for journalism and the law in Thailand.”

Gordon May

Gordon May

Andrew Drummond’s original reports were printed in London and Glasgow, but James Lumsden, also a drag artist, chose not to sue in Britain but in Thailand which, he said, he considered his home, after the Bangkok Post printed  two similar stories. Drummond was subsequently given two, two month, suspended prison sentences and fined a total of 80,000 baht.

The Bangkok Post ap0logised in print to Lumsden blaming Drummond for the alleged libels.

Andrew Drummond, an award winning journalist,  from Edinburgh and educated at The Abbey, Fort Augustus said: “ I’m of course very pleased.  My thanks must go to Steve Turner former President of the BAJ for his never ending support and encouragement and my colleagues on newspapers in the UK and their bosses who helped pay my expenses.

“I’m proud to say that there wasn’t national newspaper group in the UK which did not contribute and then of course there were the scores of individuals both there and here.

“The judgments in my favour will please the victims and their relatives, but they are small consolation for the devastation these people have suffered”.

‘There are obviously issues to be resolved”.

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Lumsden (centre) as himself with others, not themselves. Pic: Pattaya Times

Lumsden (centre) as himself with others, not themselves. Pic: Pattaya Times

 

 

Jim the fundraiser

Jim the fundraiser

Andrew Drummond: Meanwhile thank you to reader ‘x’ for pointing out this more up to date picture of Jim Lumsden. Here he is in January with Eugene Gallagher, President apparently of  ’Tree of Life’,  which is supposed*(2) to be a charity in the UK raising money in the field  HIV.   Eugene has just presented Jim with a dod of crystal for Jim work’s towards HIV and a cheque for a thousand quid to a local orphanage. As is usual among visiting UK charity presidents Eugene then went on to judge the ‘Mr. Body Beautiful Contest’ at the ‘Copa’ bar run by UK bankrupt Peter Storrow, where he donated another 10,000 baht to the Pattaya Gay Festival.  *(2)I say ’supposed’ because the Charities Commission seems to know nothing about it and I can’t find it anywhere, but I’m sure it exists. I would want to know that if I were donating to the ‘Tree of Life’ that my money was going to more worthy causes than to buying crystal for one half of the so called ‘GayMacMafia”. Info on Eugene Gallagher welcome.

 ”(1) Police Lt.General Noppadol Somboonsap, ( now retired)  regarded as a man of  integrity by members of FRANC in Bangkok, kindly drove down to Pattaya to give evidence at my trial for which I remain very grateful, and also to guys like Dominic Faulder at the FCCT, and my gay friends down in Pattaya, who continually keep me informed”.

FRANC - Foreign Anti-Nartcotics Committee - basically a working, and a ’once in a while’ drinking committee, for foreign police, and customs liaison officers in Bangkok, which would include RCMP, FBI, DEA, Deutsche Bundespolizei, UK Serious Organised Crime Agency, Australian Federal Police, NZ Police, Swedish Police (representing Scandinavia) and others from Asia.

 

 

 

THE VICTIMS
Iain Macdonald a few days before his death. His mother made an affidavit

Iain Macdonald a few days before his death. His mother made an affidavit

Kevin Quill, in and out of jail. British officials knew he was no drugs user

Kevin Quill, in and out of jail. British officials knew he was no drugs user

Thai angel? ‘Aw, Haud your whisht!’ - say Scots

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the-blog1Two weeks or so ago STV – Scottish Television - went with a story about how a 64-yr-old Scots engineer Allan Hyne – had been abandoned to die from an unknown virus in Thailand in a pauper’s hospital with nobody to take care of him.
The television station interviewed his son and daughter, but not his Scottish wife, and on screen we were shown a bill of over 500,000 Thai baht (approx ten thousand pounds) with the suggestion the family were paying it.
They also complained that they faced costs of up to 200,000 UK pounds to have their father, still in a coma, flown back to Scotland.
This could have, I suppose, been a real enough scenario, except medivac flights are a lot cheaper.
But nobody on STV, or at the Press & Journal in Aberdeen, or the Scotsman newspaper in Edinburgh,  made any attempt to check out whether any of this was true…..And not much was.
In fact Allan, the Chief Engineer at Grampian Food’s plant in Lam Luka, north of Bangkok, was being taken care of, seemingly to the best of her ability, by his engineer girlfriend/partner, Dtim, aged 54.

Allan with Dtim when he was first admitted

Allan with Dtim when he was first admitted

Through the most awful twist of fate, just a month into retirement,  he had been struck down by Japanese encephalitis, a mosquito borne disease which is very rare, but not unknown, but which can be fatal.
He had NEVER been in a pauper’s hospital.  His insurance had paid the original bill at a private hospital in Ramkhamhaeng, Bangkok, and the bill at the second private hospital, Ake Pathom, was shared between a local company policy and Dtim.  It was a private hospital. She made up the difference.

Allan & Dtim with Scots family in better days in the Carribean

Allan & Dtim with Scots family in better days in the Carribean

In the meantime, and we have this confirmed by doctors and nurses at the Ake Pathom hospital in Rangsit,  Dtim took a month off work to study nursing full time, or more specifically how to nurse Allan and work all the complicated life supporting gadgets.

Allan’s doctor and nurses also say that his recovery must be due at least in part to Dtim’s devotion. 
She also built a fully equipped hospital room in the front lounge of the couple’s home in Bangkok. She took him home last Sunday.
So set this off against the family’s remarks in Scotland.

They rightly point out that Allan is already married. They say he was taken out of the hospital without their permission. They say he is a person trapped within his own body. And they are rightly suspicious because Dtim wanted cash.

Discharged and returning to his home in Bangkok

Discharged and returning to his home in Bangkok

The family, perhaps understandably, senses a typical rip-off.  And to be honest so common are these rip-offs in Thailand that it is always the first possibility to be considered.

To the family it is immaterial that Dtim had looked after Allan for the last five, or seven years, depending on who you talk to.
The family of course appear to have lost their father, brother, uncle…to a Thai woman, who appears to have taken him from them in the twilight years of his life. ‘Maybe she wants his inheritance?’ may have been running through their minds.
Dtim does want cash, she admits. She wants the family to help with costs for the care in Thailand, or if not, pay for Allan’s medical evacuation flight back to Scotland. She says she needs 35,000 Thai baht a month to provide nursing care for him. But that, she says, is all.

Allan spoonfed in better days

Allan spoonfed in better days

Although she is an engineer,  her Thai salary would not come anywhere near matching that of Allan before he retired last year.  She has, she says, had to sell ‘the BMW’  to pay the costs so far. If she was being Machiavellian I guess there would be no need to sell the BMW to furnish a private hospital ward in their sitting room.

Allan and Dtim before his retirement

Allan and Dtim before his retirement

Anyway our video unit duly transmitted some material back to Scottish Television which was used yesterday  and I updated the P & J so that Scots could at least hear what Dtim and the doctor had to say. It was broadcast though with the error that Dtim was demanding 7,000 pounds not 700 a month, which will I guess have set the pipes a-skirling again.

The Press and Journal weirdly alluded to ‘reports coming from Thailand’ which sounded a bit Dickensian, and as if a pigeon had just come in through the window in Lang Stracht, whereas we file direct into their newsdesk  and talk on the telephone.
Personally I was touched. I don’t detect all scams. I have even been fooled myself. But the tears in the eyes of Dtim, her mother, and daughter-in-law, on getting Allan home again were real enough, though cynics will say those eyes were seeing pound notes and dollar bills.
Because of her strong accent Dtim does actually sound sometimes like a character from ‘Little Britain’ talking about ‘Khun Dudwee’, but it comes across pretty clear that she wants the best for Allan Hyne.

Now there is a massive gap in this story.  This could be down to the vast communication gap. Something,  indeed many things,  may have happened that none of us know about. So I am not even going to begin to think about sitting in judgment.

Allan’s son complains that whenever he called the hospital people just put down the phone on him. Anyone who has seen the ‘Trawlermen’ will understand that the Scottish North East accent sometimes takes a little bit of comprehending, which is maybe why.

So if I were a caring member of Allan Hyne’s family in the North East of Scotland and did not speak Thai, I would forget about the media and the Foreign Office and head to the nearest Thai restaurant, get hold of a member of staff, and get her to work the phones for me for a while, to find out what really is going on.

Allan Hyne's Garden nook

Allan Hyne's Garden nook

There are over 100 Thai restaurants in Scotland.  Several in Aberdeen, 46 miles, but one in Inverness, one of my old haunts. Ok, its about 60 odd miles, from Buckie.  But in Inverness they speak very clear English….. clearer in fact than the average English person does.  No ‘foos yer doos?’ or ‘fit ya bins’!

That way we do not have  ‘Oor Wullie!’ talking to ‘Ting Tong Macadangdang’.
At the moment it seems like the Scottish family want Dtim to sell her Thai home so she can continue to support Allan.  Something, it seems, she is prepared to do.

Dtim of course has no legal claim on Allan Hyne (senior), who has a home in Scotland and who also banks there. He, as the Scots family point out, has a legal wife already.
As for Dtim taking care of Allan in Scotland? 

Some how I do not think that’s really on the cards.  Who will be her sponsor?

 

 

 

The 400,000 baht converted ward in Allan's Bangkok sitting room

The 400,000 baht converted ward in Allan's Bangkok sitting room

“She think’s she’s coming to Scotland. Aye that’ll be right!” was the reply when I called one of the family homes this week. This means roughly: ‘Tell her where she can put her crummock!’………or, er, ‘No she isn’t!”
Anyway Dtim, for what you have done so far for a, dare I say it,  fellow Scot.
‘Thanks a million and lets hope Allan continues to recover.’

Happily back in his Bangkok home or 'Help ma boab. I've been kidnapped'

Happily back in his Bangkok home or 'Help ma boab. I've been kidnapped'

‘Clockwork Orange’ and Thailand _Updated 29/09

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BRITAIN OBIT KUBRICKIn the ‘Brits subjected to  ’Clockwork Orange’ attack story once again I am the bearer of bad tidings about violent crime in Thailand but in this case it is foreigners doing unspeakable things to foreigners.

This is not an attack on Thailand, although once again, I believe this demonstrates that , no matter how many foreign funded courses they attend, Thai police are still not mentally geared up to properly handle cases involving woman and children, or sex crime in  general.

Once again George’s cowboys at Thaivisa.com have saddled up again on the forum and are on their ’sensational journalism’ gig. But I have to say the story which appeared in today’s ‘Daily Mail’ only touches upon the real horror of what this couple claimed to have happened to them. And this is a story which I suspect has not ended.

I gave the story the ‘Clockwork Orange’ tag, because this incident reminded me of  a scene in that film. The film of course is a bit historical and this may not mean much to someone under thirty!

Anyway despite many well publicised cases in Thailand, rapes of foreigners are more often committed by foreigners here. Tourism breeds contempt and this latest incident will not do anything to dispel that. I feel a certain resignation both among the police and Embassy officials about what foreigners will do next. 

That means I suspect that often genuine victims may not get the full counselling they need.

Anyone who has dealt with victims of date rape drugs will know the absolute agony and torment these people go through. It will be with them for the rest of their lives.

I believe the couple. People on Koh Chang believe the couple. But to ask the couple to go through a court ordeal in Thailand…well that’s a different matter. Police here often do not treat victims with kid gloves. The two Britons have exposed themselves to a certain extent.  That shows considerable bravery. But all they want to do is warn other people.

They had after all just been around the world and the worst thing that happened to them was committed by a sneak thief in Ecuador.

In this case the suspected drug was ‘Dormicum’.  Thats a generic form of ‘midazolam’ which is used in operating theatres by surgeons who want their patients to co-operate during surgery. It is also given to Death Row prisoners in the United States before execution.

So I guess if it makes people feel happy to be executed its going to have a similar affect on a woman who is subjected to unspeakable acts in a bungalow on Koh Chang.

Legal provisons dictate that I cannot tell you much more than what a nice, level head couple these people are. I have to change the names, ages, and be very vague about their occupations.

Whats more there are photographs. Photographs taken by the couple before this happened. And without doubt photographs taken by these low-lifes themselves when it was happening.

Despite their ordeal they were very complimentary about Thailand and feel the country is generally safe certainly a lot safer than some South American countries they have recently had to negotiate.

And why indeed should not they feel safe striking up a conversation with an English girl and a group of Frenchman at a beach bar in Thailand? 

Not suprisingly ‘Richard’ wanted to get ‘Susan’ home as soon as possible. He has told the Embassy he will return to complete his statement and both will give evidence should any arrests be made. They feel concerned about the justice system and want DNA tests on materials conducted separately by the Home Office in the UK. Yesterday (Saturday) they submitted themselves for medical and forensic examination at the BNH in Bangkok. They also liaised with the British Embassy

They are also coming to terms that in due course their identities will have to be revealed if they are to pursue this case through the courts here.

 

 

 


 
 

Of monks, mama-sans, sex tourists and balconies

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Oh dear, I had a ‘little t(w)itter’ this morning.  No not the internet thingy, but one of those little spasms of laughter enjoyed by the late British camp comedian Frankie Howerd.
giuliano02This morning Geoffrey Giuliano , formerly known as ‘Ronald Macdonald’, sent me a clip with his latest starring role in another foreign made film in Thailand, this one made in Pattaya. He stars as the murdered foreigner but has lots of lines before his corpse is found on the street below a condo.
Now if the Thai Film Board are going to get upset about such documentaries  as ‘Big Trouble in Thailand’ which was ‘reality television’, ehem with a few little tweaks, then they won’t be happy with the fictitional ‘Monks and mama-sans’, produced by a chap called Lab Ky Mo.
Well I know Lab sounds more Burmese than British, but this is another British/American made film, and it’s got it all, go-go girls, massage parlours, and sleazy sex tourists  cue ‘Geoffrey’ scripted as ‘Freddie the Farang’ plunging from balconies etc. Top marks to the casting director.
It’s a short film. In fact you can read the entire script by clicking here. First of all I should explain that Geoffrey and I are old sparring partners.  I usually duck when he is around.  His language can be loud, and he does not mediate his vocabulary.
The last time he was at my house his voice boomed across the lake,  sentences liberally sprinkled with four letter words, or rather four letter words somehow linked into sentences,  as I patched him through to a news editor in London.
He was once very famous. He is a former rock author, hobnobbed with the stars, had his own weekly radio  show ‘Geoffrey Guiliano’s Roots of Rock’ syndicated across 60 stations,  and probably still is an authority on everyone from ‘The Beatles’ to the ‘Rolling Stones’.  “I know I am not your cup of tea,” he tells me, a limey.  As a journalist I keep in contact because Geofffrey I believe is a story waiting to happen. It could be messy.

giulianopaint

 

 

 

Anyway several films have been based on his books including ‘his Paint it Black’ - The Murder of Brian Jones.
He has hours and hours of  potentially explosive secret tapes of confessions of well known stars which have never made it to the light of day. Lawyers for Yoko Ono have been giving him a headache.  I am keeping some of the tapes for him. I think a lot of people may have to die before these tapes are released.
Ironically, in an art imitating reality sort of way, much of that has been lost after he came to Thailand, and had a Thai wife, who will not realise what she has run away with. Had they stayed together I supect he would have ended up in the same way as the character Freddie the Farang, who he plays.
This is Freddie the Farang talking in the film to a young male tourist in Pattaya for the first time before Freddy himself takes the balcony plunge. You can watch it here

“Well, lemme tell you
something, - anyone out here who
is not a diplomat or working for
a large multi-national firm, is
in some way broken or running
away from something.

Geoffrey Giuliano in former years

Geoffrey Giuliano in former years

They’re either running away from
themselves, ex-wives, child
support, or the police, IRS, or even running away
from success - me, believe it or
not, I used to be a corporate
millionaire… but I was 320
pounds and very unfulfilled!

And then comes:
“Freddie: Oh I get it, you’re looking for love
here? From a bar girl?
(scoffs)

You can’t buy love here, son.
You can buy a condo. And that’s
what a lot of guys do. They
come over here, fall madly in love
with a beautiful Thai babe in a
bar within 5 days of landing into
giuliano-beatlesthe country. Within a month
they’re married. But do these
fools really think these women
love them? The girls don’t love
them. Most of these women
already have Thai husbands, for
Christsake! But they call
them their brothers! Some of
them even have their ‘brothers’
live with them! Some farangs are
stupid enough to buy them a
$100,000 apartment. And then one
day, their ‘brother’ and maybe an uncle
and a couple of cousins come
around and toss them out the
balcony from the thirty fifth floor,
And the police just write it off
as suicide. It’s just another
ex-pat story. You can’t buy
love here, my friend…


Ouch.  Anyway Geoffrey is not entirely reliable but there is a weird sort of ethic behind his motivation.
Why Ronald Macdonald?  Well he was Ronald MacDonald for over a year playing Ronald in the ‘Ronald MacDonald safety show all across Canada.
After he quit he became a vegatarian and  expressed concerns about companies “who make their millions off the murder of countless animals and the exploitation of children for their own ends”  in a submission on behalf of the plaintiffs in the 1991 famous London McLibel case.
Mind you in between times he seems to have also acquired a job playing ‘Marvelous Magical Burger King in New England for the Burger King empire.
Cracking good training for  his acting role as a large, ugly, sex tourist in Thailand.
Geoffrey - George Harrison

Geoffrey - George Harrison

So Richard,Why can’t British public schoolboys rule Thailand?

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I have been watching with interest the web reaction to ‘The Times’ interview with Thaksin on some of the local forums, and am amazed that few people actually get it……. and that, perhaps,  includes the author.
The interview by Richard Lloyd Parry was indeed a

Thaksin reminisces about his days in London

Thaksin reminisces about his days in London

scoop. It was the first time Thaksin laid his cards on the table to such an extent to the foreign press, and even though nobody else from the foreign press seemed to want to chase this particular scoop, Parry got full access and then a tape recorded interview - the transcripts which were apparently provided by Thaksin’s staff themselves.

So Thaksin went into this interview eyes wide open and obviously expecting some political capital out of it.
Now take a look at the news story and look at the actual transcript of the interview.
Well actually you can’t check the news story now if you are in Thailand, unless its posted somewhere else, because that has been blocked, well, so says the man you cannot gag in ‘The Times’.
Actually the interview has not been blocked which is quite surprising, or it it?  No not really, because it is the news story more than the interview, which has caused the offence.

Enter the conquering hero
Actually the author has missed the bottom line on this story and that it is quite simply: Thailand is going to the dogs but Thaksin says will come back to power in Thailand by hook or by crook with Puea Thai after the next election, his sins will be wiped, he will be found not guilty, and he then can put the country together again and save us all.
If he wants to march in, he will march in from the north, but he wants to avoid bloodshed, he says, thankfully for once.
Richard Lloyd Parry, in the interview labours a lot on, and questions, the role of the Monarchy and or institution thereof.  That is all perfectly valid. But Thaksin Shinawatra is very careful in his answers, whether we believe him or not. He has said nothing against the monarchy, but criticised advisors to the monarchy and even suggested they tried to ‘assasinate him’.  In fact the Times claims that Thaksin wants the monarchy reformed, but that comes from a question by RLP  and Thaksin is answering ‘Yes, Yes’  to reforms of institution around the monarchy.

So actually the interview does not stand up the story but perhaps could have done had he asked the appropriate questions and we have to assume the ‘ Times’ has not censored the interview.

Actually anyone reading the interview might gather that the interviewee thinks he is one step short of canonisation. So blood has already been drawn there intentionally or otherwise.

But in fact what ‘The Times’ has done is to use the interview to convey a certain set of circumstances, and relationships, which have been widely talked about in  journalistic and diplomatic circles in Bangkok, and London, and get them into a news story.
It would be inappropriate  for me to spell out what that conspiracy, real or imagined, is.

That ‘Times’ agenda seems to be confirmed by a follow-up story by Richard Lloyd Parry headed: ‘The interview that dared to break Thai Royal taboo’.

I have always seen, rightly or wrongly,  Richard Lloyd Parry, as a closet supporter of Thaksin, even though he once described him as unsavoury he has painted, the current Prime Minister, as much more of an ogre.  I took ‘The Times’ to task about it about earlier in this year. See this for example ‘The charmer making a mess of his country’.

Richard,  who lives in Tokyo, as a journalist has never had to live under Thaksin and things like the ’War on Drugs’ and media suppression and men with baseball bats at the FCCT.

The possibility that Thaksin could actually be guilty of the crimes brought against him have been given half hearted acceptance in ‘The Times’ if any at all.

The fact that he was democratically elected it seems is enough. This is about a threat to democracy. Of course democratically elected leaders can have their own agenda as Adolf did.

The newspaper was silent about his critics when Thaksin took over Manchester City. If you wanted to see criticism of Thaksin you had to look to the sports pages of the Daily Mail and Guardian.

Anyway I voluntarily  parted company with ‘The Times’ earlier this year to return to my old friends at the ‘Evening Standard’ (or rather  ’Eenie Stannit’ according to comedian Eric Morecombe).

By that time  I was concerned about ‘The Times’ and went public about why, and after 10 years, they were suddenly equally concerned about my byline appearing in ‘numerous other newspapers’.

Though I have since written for them, I do not want to represent them. They would be foolish to disagree.
Anyway, who am I to say Thaksin is not a democract and a man of the people which he described himself in the interview, agreeing he had some similarities to Aung San Suu Gyi?   Well they were both democratically elected and removed from power for example.

Needless to say Thaksin is a lot friendlier with Burma’s ruthless military junta, with whom he does business, so you wont see him chanting in support of democracy and Aung San Suu Kyi. 

(And ‘Man of the people’ ? Well he was not exactly brought up in the fields of Issan. He comes from a long line of Thai Chinese Royal tax collectors (ironically) and muleteers doing something along the Thai Burma border and dealing with whatever used to cross there)

On November 9th Richard also wrote this.”Mr Thaksin is a paradox. While in office, he was feared and loathed by many Thais, especially the educated middle-class, as an opportunist and authoritarian who trampled on human rights, the media and independent institutions in the pursuit of power. For the rest of the population he was — and remains — Thailand’s most adored leader, re-elected repeatedly and forced out by a naked military coup.

“After the generals returned power to elected politicians Thais voted for Mr Thaksin’s supporters and proxies who were subsequently forced out of power not at the ballot box, but through a series of questionable court decisions.”

That’s one way of looking it (though I am not sure what a naked coup is) and clearly Richard thinks the courts were rigged in all the Thaksin cases.  So lets not talk about what his new buddy Hun Sen in Cambodia  is doing to his people and their land and homes, which he is  bulldozing selling to foreigners, Thaksin included.  Thaksin will not be talking about it, as he is now economic advisor to the Cambodian government.

What it means though is that, if and when Thaksin comes back into town on his white charger, and Thai courts become honest again and find him innocent, I’ll be following British public schoolboy Abhisit and paddling my own canoe out of town and heading for retirement like that other ex-British public schoolboy and former excellent but unelected Thai PM, Anand Panyarachun.

So why can’t former British public schoolboys rule Thailand?

I guess we are of touch with the common man.

Broken news at ThaiVisa.com deleted

This post was about Thai Visa.com’s rather dubious  new ‘news service’  and has been deleted.  While I stand by the contents, on reflection it may have been a little harsh on one chap whom I guess is just trying to get by in Thailand. I do remain concerned at the news sources at ThaiVisa.com the inherent dangers of reality becoming fantasy and vice versa, and also the widespread lifting of stories from other sites without crediting those sources.  But a bigger voice within tells me why give a damn.

Thanks  for all your comments by the way. Some just came in after I had decided to close the post.  More than a few I did not publish because once again they were  mainly just rants against ThaiVisa. Those published here came after the deletion of the item.

The Bangkok British Embassy staff were bloody brilliant!

Of an Embassy and Brits in the sh*t  (Part 11)     This is a blog only

Link to ‘Of an Embassy and Brits in the sh*t’ Part 1

“The British Embassy staff were bloody brilliant’

embassydesktsunamiNot my words but those of my colleague Andrew Chant.  For the last week we have been working on the story of Malcolm Robertson, who was murdered on his yacht ‘Mr.Bean’  off southern Thailand.

Having done myself  the initial interview with his wife Linda, who thankfully survived,  Andy was left heavily involved, hands on, with Embassy officials, and Linda Robertson and the family  members who flew out to be with her.

Andy reports:“The assistance given by the British Embassy to the family of Malcolm Robertson was bloody brilliant. In fact it’s fair to say they could not have done more.

“A three person team buzzed around the family, at pains not to be intrusive,  but at other times giving support when needed. Deputy Head of Mission Daniel Pruce liaised with the Thai authorities, the Thai media and the FCO, organizing a quite extraordinary search. 3 helicopters, 2 spotter planes, three marine police / naval vessels, a number of small naval vessels and over a hundred fishing boats were and are still looking for Malcolm’s body.

“Vice Consul Caroline Vaudrey assisted Daniel and spent time giving support to Malcolm’s wife Lindie and their children. The Thai member of staff did a superb job as translator during the day long testimony given by Lindie to Satun Court. He had to take the place of the court appointed translator because he was far, far better.

“I felt proud to be British.”

Well you cannot get a better testimonial than that from a hard-bitten newsman like Andy Chant, but he did panic and say ’Don’t make me look sychophantic!’, when I told him we had better give the Embassy due credit.

I hope this provides some balance to the reports we do, which do not always show the British Embassy in a good light. So I really have to say ‘Thank you chaps’.

But,  before  I get too sychophantic,  this today from Judith Sinnott who is sure her brother was murdered in Pattaya in 2002. Judith had been reading our reports on the Malcolm Robertson murder. *

“Dear Andrew

It is good to see that you are still fighting the cause of a number of British Tourists murdered in Thailand of which the UK Government continues to whitewash, my brother being one of the many statistics ! The British Embassy BKK are hopeless and if anything the FCO are very obstructive during and investigation. I am so glad that there are journalists out there not afraid to cover these horrendous stories

“My brother was murdered in Pattaya in 2002 and to cut along story short, justice has never been done due to Thai police incompetence and meddling by the FCO.

“Having been “missing” for 4 months, I personally found him in the Forensics Institute as an unidentified Farang, despite the Embassy having checked !!…. and despite numerous inconsistencies in statements from the people he was with, this was never properly investigated in Thailand and the death was put down as drowning despite all this !

“ I still continue to investigate in the UK though. However for the families involved, it never really goes away. There are a lot of us out there who never get any form of justice in Thailand and I fear that this will happen again to the latest family. Maybe there needs to be some form of collective article in relation to this ?

“I have indeed read your website and it is very good, in fact some of it really tickled me.

“I do seem to remember that the Embassy were less than impressed with some of what had been written about them, hence they were desperate to keep you away from us, but, hey ho , the truth hurts sometimes !! They really leave themselves wide open to criticism in my opinion”.
Best wishes
Judith

*edited from two emails and a reply to my blog

Picture: British Embassy Tsunami desk, Phuket Provincial Hall, December 28 2004

Of an Embassy and Brits in the ’sh*t’ - Blog

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The case of Simon Burrowes, ( Brit was jailed because Embassy did not like Fridays), the Briton who was put in a Phuket jail because his passport could not immediately be confirmed as legal is worrying in many ways.

Not least it is worrying because hardly anybody knew he was in jail in the first place. His plight did not come to the fore until he got out of jail and contacted a newspaper in London dealing with the issues of black people.

burrowessimons12It therefore follows that, had he not got bail, nobody would ever have known. The British Embassy would not have told anyone, except his nearest and dearest.

The fact that this happened in Phuket is all the more worrying. For many years I have been getting reports from local journalists that they are not allowed to cover cases there. If they wish to cover a trial all they can do is ask for the judgment.  Simon would have got totally lost in the system.

And at the end of the day Simon Burrowes was just a normal tourist going about his own business but desperately trying not to miss his flight.

And although he had managed to get a message out to his brother and travelling companion, a kick boxing ace, who have helped with bail and accommodation, he’s pretty much had to deal with this on his own.

And then Simon is black. I can’t help feel that  he is right when he says: ‘In Thailand there is no perception of a black Englishman’.

So when the British Embassy could not immediately find his passport record and told Thai police, it does not take much imagination to know how Simon Burrowes would be treated. (’Like a West African drugs dealer’) When he was beaten with a leather strap outside the court there were witnesses. But those witnesses would be foolish probably to take the matter further.  In any case he believes he was hit because the officer was ‘in the rhythm’ so to speak. He is big but he was handcuffed and could hardly defend himself.

When I spoke to him here was little malice about it in his voice. He was just gobsmacked and thought the officer in question was just showing off.

When the story from the black people’s London newspaper ‘Voice’ was picked up by the local, singularly pro-active, Phuketwan website, Thai Immigration police seemed to immediately close ranks. Simon was ‘abusive and aggressive’.  He was ‘not the sort of tourist we want’.  ‘He posed naked for his passport picture’. What sort of person would do that?’.

Much of it baloney of course.  Simon laughed about his passport: “Yes. To somebody else I probably look like a black thug,” he told me.  Of course he was not naked in his passport picture. If he was the picture would have been in Thai Rath a long time ago.  It was a head and shoulders picture. His collar bone was exposed!

On the other hand Simon did use the ‘f…ing!’ word, I understand on at least four occasions, linked on three of them I understand to ‘Thailand’, a female immigration officer, and ‘idiot’.

So there you have it. Face saving all round. No need to dwell on the criticism of the British Embassy. But it could have been more muted if they had handled it differently. But time and time again they seem to score own goals when dealing with the media.  And this case was no exception.

There used to be a time – 10, 15, but more probably like 20 years ago – when a journalist could approach the British Consul and say. ‘Hey, we have this story coming in. What’s the S.P. here?’  The conversation would be off the record. An ‘on the record’ quote would be agreed.

But you would get what you considered was an honest account. If the Embassy was in the wrong, but it was a genuine mistake, journalists would automatically cut them a bit of slack it if was possible. In those days we were in each others pockets a little. Not any more. 

The British Embassy is subject to many pressures. It is not short of rude and aggressive Brits queueing up the at the Consular section. They know about Brit tourist rage, Brit in love with bar girl rage. Hence the bullet proof glass was installed long before the ‘War on Terror’.

But in former days there were less tourists and the Embassy probably had more time to spend on individual cases. These sort of  Simon Burrowes things rarely happened.

Nowadays all press statements have to go through London, There are rigid rules about talking to the press. The most widely held unnofficial one is “ If you say nought you cant get into trouble”. (And if you do nought the same applies?).

But these or similar rules also apply to many other Embassies in Bangkok.  ** The cards are stacked against Foreign Office because they are faced with a media in which the general consensus appear to be that job title civil servants, especially an FCO one,  would come in sentences with other stock phrases such as  ‘cocktail parties’, ‘index linked pensions’ and ‘MBEs’. (Not my opinion by the way)  In many ways its a ‘No win’ situation.

And, of course, when they do do good things behind the scenes, few people get to hear about it either, because they won’t tell us.

Other statements almost written in stone are: “We can’t interfere in the justice system of another country” and “obligations of confidentiality towards our customers restrict us from discussing in any detail cases where the embassy has provided consular assistance”. (see below).

Actually there have been some high profile cases where they have certainly intervened.  It depends on the people and I daresay would not apply to black people from Wembley, not that I am suggesting anyone in the Embassy is racist.

The FCO is also entitled to defend itself against accusations if those accusations are unfair.

 I further have to ask myself that if I was an Embassy official and was called up by an Immigration policeman, who described the picture on a passport of a black man arrested at the airport as, naked, skewwiff, in the wrong place, and that the lettering on the passport did not look the same as on any other British passports, I might think that they probably did have a West African drugs trafficker.

Anyway I was frequently in touch with the British Embassy in the lead up to the breaking of the Burrowes story, during which I posed a number of questions to them. Their answers, as is usual, indicated immediately that they felt the less they said the better. The first questions went to them on a Thursday. The final answer the following Monday evening did not clarify the story at all.

Their last statement after the story had already hit the first editions of the Evening Standard  included a comment that at no time had they suggested that Mr. Burrowes passport was false.

I immediately put out the correction,  though of course telling Thai police they could not find a record of his passport would have had exactly the same reaction as saying it was fraudulent. Perhaps as websites are still the experimental arm of newspapers, only one in three newspapers online contained the correction. And yes, it was a tabloid.

I took a look again at my notes  “They told police that they could not find any record of my passport. It was not on their computer!” said Simon.

Of course the Embassy had failed to answer the question put to the allegation the previous weekend that an official had said they could not trace Simon’s passport number.

The FCO final statement that officials had to contact the office where the passport was issued (The British Consulate in Melbourne, Australia) posed all sorts of questions.

At the British Embassy in Bangkok there are full time passport officers and members of the British Border Agency, even members of SOCA, the Serious Organised Crime Agency. I would have thought somebody from this bunch could have provided the answers on a Friday.

The Embassy seemed to be saying there is no centralised system, or if there is, it doesn’t work. Seems to confirm that the TV series ‘Spooks’ is way ahead of its time”!  Well actually they are saying nothing. At this stage we can only guess.

Anyway I have taken the unusual step of reproducing my email efforts to get answers from the Embassy below. I have of course removed names of Embassy staff. It would not be fair to include them because they cannot and will not answer.

I have done this because  it may cast light on the problems journalists face and indeed might also help you see this from the Embassy side too. It is clear that the Embassy PPS was working within extremely tight restrictions so one can’t tell how much personal effort went into his replies. You can also see how my badly phrased questions enabled him to give incomplete answers. And how some questions were just simply ignored.

As for Simon’s claims that an Embasy official said: “I empathise with your self-righteousness’ and this was a ‘one in a thousand glitch’.  I had to use my own judgment. I believe him 100 per cent.  They are sort of the phrases one would hardly forget.

Simon was meticulous and I could tell that when he was talking that he was consciously trying to report everything as close to verbatim. He is also a published writer. And in his note gathering had got the name of every immigration policeman involved in his case.

Finally it would be also fair to say that the Embassy having visited Burrowes in jail helped make contact with relatives in the U.K. who stumped up his bail.

Anyway  I hope this story is a one day wonder and that the Thai authorities let this man go home soon. The British Embassy do not have to interfere with Thailand’s justice system.  They could just let the right people know that this case is not exactly what it appears to be.

**Finally and coincidentally. An independent report into the workings of the British Foreign and Commonwealth officer seems to have come to the conclusion that despite having some amazing talent it is suffering from ‘incompentents, clones and clowns’.  Here is the link to the Daily Mai. As I said the British media would be prone to highlight the bad parts of the reports.

‘Stagnation, decay and fear of failure is crushing the foreign office’ - Daily Mail

 
AD – Andrew Drummond
PPS: Political/Press Secretary, British Embassy,Bangkok

 

Edited March 11 2009/Edited March 17 for clarity and balance

Edited March 24 with new information.

 

11.11 Thursday March 05 2009

AD to  PPS

Dear (name removed)

I have been watching the various forums over the last few days and the case of Simon Burrows a British national who was arrested in Phuket on Friday Jan 30th by Immigration at Phuket and subsequently charged with possessing a fraudulent passport, and insulting Immigration officials.

I have now spoken at length with Simon B and witnesses to the events at the airport, and of course have seen the reports in ‘The Voice’ and ‘Phuketwan’.

Following this interview may I put the following to the FCO to check against his allegations and to give the FCO full opportunity to reply. I am sure the FCO may have a completely different version of affairs.

I understand the answer will come from the FCO and ask you kindly to give me the email to who in FCO Press, this should be addressed. I am giving you the questions in advance as I may have problems reaching you after midday Friday.

Is it true as Mr. S.B. claims that on the morning of January 30th that a British Embassy official (name removed) spoke both to Immigration Police in Phuket and Mr. Burrows?

Did Mr (name removed)  tell both Immigration Police and Mr. B himself that, Mr. SB’s passport number did not exist?

Did he tell Mr.SB that nothing could be done until the following Monday when his case would be prioritised?

Was the case ‘prioritised’?

Did he make Mr. S.B. aware that he was being charged with having a false passport and insulting an Immigration official? If only one charge, please state which charge.
(Mr. SB claims he was only made aware of one charge)

How long did it take for the FCO to establish that Mr. S.Bs passport number was in fact valid as was the passport itself?

Is the initial information, whether a passport number is valid or not, simply available by keying the number into a computer. If not why?

How long does it take for the FCO to establish whether a passport number is valid or not?

Having established that Mr.S.B. was wrongly charged with having a false passport what steps did the FCO take to notify the authorities and when?

“ When I asked (name removed), does that (nothing can be done until Monday) mean you are unwilling to do anything to stop them sending me to jail, he replied, ‘Yes’

Is this statement an accurate version of the conversation between Mr. S.B and Mr.(name removed).

What other assistance did the British Embassy (name removed) provide to Mr. S.B.

 ‘They could not be bothered because it was a weekend.”  SB – Comment?
Best wishes

 
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15.58; March 5 2009

PPS to AD

Thanks Andrew
 
I have spoken to our consular team about the assistance provided to Mr Burrows. I have also asked Press Office for guidance overnight about how much of these details we could share with you, given the restrictions imposed by our obligation of confidentiality to our consular customers. I’ll relay this to you tomorrow.
 
Kind regards
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AD to PPS
16:51 March 5 2009

Ok thanks. I’ll take what you offer.  I am just telling the FCO what this man is saying so they can address the issues if they so wish
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AD to PPS
11.08 Friday March               

As its approaching midday (name removed) can u give me the email/phone ext of the chap at FCO Press who is dealing with this just in case I need to contact him later.
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PPS to AD
11.09 March 06 2009
Andrew
 
I will be replying to you shortly on this. 1230 latest.
 
Thanks
 
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12;29 March 06 2009  (Author’s comment. This was sent one minute before the Embassy closed for the weekend and the sender could not be contacted)

Andrew
 
As you are aware, obligations of confidentiality towards our customers restrict me from discussing in any detail cases where the embassy has provided consular assistance. What I could say is that in this case we provided efficient and prompt consular assistance. The issue was resolved as swiftly as possible (within 3 working days). The embassy has systems in place to provide consular assistance in emergency cases 24 hours a day 7 days a week. The embassy does not provide legal advice and has no power to intervene directly in criminal or judicial proceedings in Thailand. We do not recognise the account of events suggested by the questions and quotations you put to us. 
 
Kind regards

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12.51  March 06 2009
AD to PPS

Thank you.
 Is there any overriding public reason in these days of terror alerts you can provide as to why the FCO cannot properly check the validity of a British passport number on a Friday? 

(Thai police have independently confirmed they were initially told the passport was false)
Or if you did, why the result was false.

Rgds andrew

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18.10 March 06 2009 (Friday
AD to PPS

Dear  (name removed)

I have referred the FCO reply to my queries onwards and upwards.  While the Editor concerned says he is used to such replies, this particular reply from the FCO contains what to all intents and purposes appear to be a mistruth.  Accordingly I have been asked to re-phrase the questions in the following way

On or about January 30th this year did or did not a member of the British Embassy staff inform Thai police in Phuket that a passport a British citizen was travelling on was fraudulent in that the number did not exist?

Did or did not the FCO also talk to a British national informing him of the same.

Did the FCO later retract that statement to Thai police. And if so when?

Was the case resolved and how?

Many thanks

Andrew Drummond

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Sunday 08.03. 13.43
AD to PPS
Dear (name removed)
Ref: Simon Burrowes

Your statement: “As you are aware, obligations of confidentiality towards our customers restrict me from discussing in any detail cases where the embassy has provided consular assistance. What I could say is that in this case we provided efficient and prompt consular assistance. The issue was resolved as swiftly as possible (within 3 working days). The embassy has systems in place to provide consular assistance in emergency cases 24 hours a day 7 days a week. The embassy does not provide legal advice and has no power to intervene directly in criminal or judicial proceedings in Thailand. We do not recognise the account of events suggested by the questions and quotations you put to us”. 

I have held on to this story for a few days now and looking at your statement above thought you might like to reconsider it. There are reasons why this will not be published in a British newspaper, and I suspect it was not constructed by any of the journalists in the FCO press office.  Indeed the Mail on Sunday has already approached the FCO and been given further comments. Further I feel you may be doing the Consular department a disservice with this statement.

(1) Obligations of confidentiality towards our customers restrict me from discussing in any detail’ etc.

The customer in question has obviously lifted his right to confidentiality by complaining the Embassy would not work after 12 am on Friday January 30th to satisfy themselves that he was a British citizen, thus condemning him to a Thai prison.

(2) “The issue was resolved within three working days. The Embassy has systems in place to provide consular assistance in emergency cases 24 hours a day’.

 This issue is not resolved. Mr. Burrowes has spent three weeks in prison. He is on bail. He will not appear in court until the end of next month. He says he has already lost his flat in Wembley because he cannot pay the rent.  His case, as you know could take ages. Further you cannot claim the 24/7 rule in this case, because you have stated the Embassy only used ‘working days’.  Mr. Burrowes was not given the chance to call the duty officer’s telephone number. Had he the chance he would have been told ‘In the event of a life or death emergency, and only in those cases’ can he contact the duty officer.
(3) “We do not recognise the account of events suggested by the questions and quotations you put to us’ 
This cannot be published in a newspaper unless you explain what you think is the account of events.

If you did not understand, the main issue is a claim by Mr. Burrowes, that had the Embassy not told Thai police he was travelling on a false passport, had the Embassy checked properly he would not have been charged with having a false passport.  It therefore follows that instead of loading on extra charges of insulting a uniformed official, that they might have issued an apology to him instead.

Mr. Burrowes says his passport was issued by the British Consul in Melbourne nine years ago and has been travelling on it ever since. He specifically reports that at 10.40 am on Friday January 30th when he begged (name removed) to sort this problem out immediately otherwise he would go to jail. He says he was told that was not possible, but that it would be ‘prioritised ‘the following week.

He says he was not officially informed for 11 days that the Embassy had admitted their error and told Thai police. He is now is a system which is very difficult to get out of.

You may wish to stick with your original statement but if you wish to make any amendments I shall hold this story until Monday afternoon March 8th at 2 pm.

Have to go now as I have my baby daughter in the pool and am blasting the Russian Red Army choir over my lake.  I am not about to tell you your job, but, if it is true,  you might wish to say that the British Embassy pulled out all stops in this case and is monitoring the situation, even if you are unwilling to admit that Embassy staff gave Thai police false information in the first place.

 

With best wishes

Andrew Drummond

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09.21 March 09 2009

AD to PPS

Can we say this?
The Embassy have denied that a consular official described Burrowes as ‘self righteous’ or that it was a ‘ one in a thousand glitch’

 

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10.53  March 09 2009
PPS to AD

Andrew
 
I’ve just seen all your emails. Thanks. I’ll get back to you before 2pm.
 
Daniel
11.42 March 09 2009
AD to PPS

Ok many thanks: 2pm is my first deadline on this. My note was intended to be helpful.
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12.13: PPS to AD
Andrew
 
Any chance of an extension to the deadline until 5pm today?
 
Thanks
 
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(Email deleted but I confirmed I  confirmed I would hold copy))

 

12.13 March 09 2009
PPS to AD: Andrew
 
I appreciate that, thanks. We are just a bit hamstrung about what we could say, but I’m trying to stretch the limits on this. If I could have the extra time to discuss with press office directly (until 5pm today) that would be helpful. Let me know.
 
Thanks
 

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12.45 AD to PPS

 Ok I am going with part of your statement and that the Embassy has no record of any official saying  ‘ It was a one in a thousand glitch’ and ‘I empathise with your self righteousness’.  But I will hold any story for British national papers until  after 5 pm.  This story may not appear anywhere of course but it scheduled for a daily run. I told MoS I cd not hold for a week.
Maybe honesty is the best policy. Its not a big deal (except of course for the victim)  in the general scheme of things -don’t help to make it one!  Rgds AD

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17.25 March 09 2009
PPS to AD
Dear Andrew
 
The fact that Mr Burrowes has chosen to speak to you about the details of his case does not mean that we are free to do so. Our obligation to respect the confidentiality of our customers applies regardless of what information the customer chooses to make public. London have agreed that in this case we could say the following without breaching these obligations.
 
The validity of Mr Burrowes passport was resolved within three working days. We proceeded to check the validity of the passport immediately upon being informed by the police of his arrest on the Friday. At no point did the embassy tell anyone involved that the passport was false. The diplomatic mission that issued the passport replied to confirm the passport’s validity the following Tuesday. We then informed the police and they dropped that charge. The subsequent period of detention and court proceedings relate to a different charge.
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17.30 March 09 2009

AD “Gosh.(name removed). I’ve just got this off to the Standard so I can include it to all dailies.  We knew this guy’s passport was issued in Melbourne nine years ago, but for the life of me I don’t understand why there are no records in London.
This was in the nick of time.”