Aha. I never thought I would be one for those cheesy family Christmas cards but there I was in Tesco’s in Kingston Bagpuize when I heard this high octave ‘Ho! Ho! Ho! and ‘Have your picture taken with Santa for three quid!’
Seemed like a good deal to me. The Santa was actually a woman as we are living in the world of true gender equality, but dad never got to sit on her knee, because we are living in the world of true gender equality. So here you have it. All done in three minutes. So Merry Christmas one and all.
And a Happy New Year, when hopefully we will be slaying a few more dragons.
PS. The haircuts were three quid too