Andrew Drummond
Investigative Reports From Bangkok and Beyond

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It doesn’t get any better than this. Fake Scots lawyer and pimp sue Google

” I CAN TELL YOU. I DON’T FIND THIS FUNNY AT ALL!” Goudie A fake Scots lawyer, who is currently on trial for defrauding a 76-year-old American woman out of 7.9 million Thai baht, has joined forces with a Scottish Australian former pimp to sue Google to fight for the right to ‘a basic human […]

CONVICT E000274 NOW RUNNING ‘PAEDOPHILE WATCH ASIA’

Brian Goudie, the Scots convict who surfaced in Thailand about ten years ago re-inventing himself as a British barrister and former officer in the Royal Marines, has now a new title. He is apparently head of Paedophile Watch Asia. This comes presumably from his former internet role as boss of the website ‘Case-Watch-Asia’ where he […]

FAKE SCOTS LAWYER MUST STAND TRIAL – SAY THAI JUDGES

  ‘IT WASNAE ME! IT WAS THE GRANNY’ SAYS ‘BARRISTER’ HELPING ‘ICE’ WITH ITS ENQUIRIES Goudie with sign ‘Booked already!’ Fake Scots lawyer Brian Goudie will stand trial for defrauding  a 75-year-old American woman out of US$300,000 and has been interviewed by officials of ICE over his conduct in attempting to procure the release of a […]

ANTI-VIRUS PROGRAMME INVENTED AS DEFENCE AGAINST FAKE FOREIGN LAWYERS-

PLUS BREAKING NEWS: CAMERAS ! POLICE! ACTION OUTSIDE NOYES’ FRONT DOOR- NOYES PICTURE REMOVED! Capitalising on the seven day internet silence of Pattaya Times founder American Drew Noyes some wag is now promoting a new anti-virus programme that, I guess, beats as it sweeps as it cleans. With the files in Pattaya Provincial Court now […]

ANGRY CONDO OWNERS FIRE THEIR ‘WAR HERO BARRISTER’-

-BUT GOUDIE SOOTHES THE PAIN OF HIS SHRAPNEL WOUND WITH A BUCKETFUL OF BAHT- Angry condo owners in Pattaya have fired Brian Goudie, their phoney barrister, after a three year battle with a British developer and seemingly their ‘lawyer’ too. But Goudie, who also falsely claims to have been a Captain of the Royal Marines […]

PHONEY OFFICER AND GENTLEMAN CHARGED ONLY £1000 A DAY FOR HIS SERVICES – COURT TOLD

(Goudie/Goldie) A convicted Scots fraudster hoodwinked a British real estate boss into believing that he was an officer and a gentleman, before presenting him with a 1.76 million baht bill for legal services, a Thai court heard. Brian Goudie, formerly known as Brian Goldie when he was sentenced to six years in jail in Australia […]

‘LAWYER’ DUBBED ‘THE DEVIL’S ADVOCATE’ IS A FRAUD – THAI COURT TOLD

BUT FLYING SCOTSMAN FAILS TO TURN UP Scots confidence trickster Brian Goudie, who aimed to build a handsome portfolio of properties in Thailand by posing as a well to do barrister and Afghanistan war hero was a fraud, a court in Thailand heard today. But he fooled a British estate agent for three years after […]