Alba Laws

Picture by ‘The Weapon’ HE’S BEEN JAILED IN AUSTRALIA FOR 6 YEARS BUT RE-INVENTED HIMSELF IN THAILAND AS A BRITISH BARRISTER. HE’S ACCUSED OF CHEATING AN OLD LADY OUT OF HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS. AND POSING AS A LAWYER HE POCKETED THAI COURT AWARDS TO HIS CLIENTS. BUT WILL THAI POLICE EVER CATCH UP […]

” I CAN TELL YOU. I DON’T FIND THIS FUNNY AT ALL!” Goudie A fake Scots lawyer, who is currently on trial for defrauding a 76-year-old American woman out of 7.9 million Thai baht, has joined forces with a Scottish Australian former pimp to sue Google to fight for the right to ‘a basic human […]

Brian Goudie, the Scots convict who surfaced in Thailand about ten years ago re-inventing himself as a British barrister and former officer in the Royal Marines, has now a new title. He is apparently head of Paedophile Watch Asia. This comes presumably from his former internet role as boss of the website ‘Case-Watch-Asia’ where he […]

  ‘IT WASNAE ME! IT WAS THE GRANNY’ SAYS ‘BARRISTER’ HELPING ‘ICE’ WITH ITS ENQUIRIES Goudie with sign ‘Booked already!’ Fake Scots lawyer Brian Goudie will stand trial for defrauding  a 75-year-old American woman out of US$300,000 and has been interviewed by officials of ICE over his conduct in attempting to procure the release of a […]

PLUS BREAKING NEWS: CAMERAS ! POLICE! ACTION OUTSIDE NOYES’ FRONT DOOR- NOYES PICTURE REMOVED! Capitalising on the seven day internet silence of Pattaya Times founder American Drew Noyes some wag is now promoting a new anti-virus programme that, I guess, beats as it sweeps as it cleans. With the files in Pattaya Provincial Court now […]

-BUT GOUDIE SOOTHES THE PAIN OF HIS SHRAPNEL WOUND WITH A BUCKETFUL OF BAHT- Angry condo owners in Pattaya have fired Brian Goudie, their phoney barrister, after a three year battle with a British developer and seemingly their ‘lawyer’ too. But Goudie, who also falsely claims to have been a Captain of the Royal Marines […]

(Goudie/Goldie) A convicted Scots fraudster hoodwinked a British real estate boss into believing that he was an officer and a gentleman, before presenting him with a 1.76 million baht bill for legal services, a Thai court heard. Brian Goudie, formerly known as Brian Goldie when he was sentenced to six years in jail in Australia […]

BUT HE APPEARS TO WANT TO SETTLE OUT OF COURT Convicted Scots fraudster Brian Goudie failed to show up in court in Pattaya (Monday) to face allegations that he cheated a 75-year-old American woman out of US$300,000 on a promise to get her son off child sexual abuse charges at Pattaya Provincial Court. A fraud […]

BUT FLYING SCOTSMAN FAILS TO TURN UP Scots confidence trickster Brian Goudie, who aimed to build a handsome portfolio of properties in Thailand by posing as a well to do barrister and Afghanistan war hero was a fraud, a court in Thailand heard today. But he fooled a British estate agent for three years after […]

                            –  ‘WE WERE REVOLTED!’ – SAID PATTAYA ‘BARRISTER’ WHO WAS ‘PAID US$300,000’ – TO ‘SPRING’ ALLEGED CHILD SEX ABUSER -The British head of a legal company has admitted paying cash to young children who were the alleged ‘victims’  of one of […]