Pic: Brian’s ‘I’m evil’ sms to a client

Brian Goudie, the fake Scottish lawyer, who has become a sort of self-confessed ‘Dr. Evil’ has announced on his pseudo legal website CasewatchAsia that his company Alba Laws and his former assistant Sukanya Worakham are suing the lawyer, who put him in jail.

In a rather weak attempt to cover up that he was found guilty, while the company and his assistant Sukanya were found not guilty – because of course she knew little of his nefarious activities, he claims lawyers are no suing for making false charges.

He adds that the case had been taken against Alba Laws and Sukanya by the mother of a paedophile who committed suicide, he claims, after being sentenced to 38 years for child sexual abuse.

In fact they were all, especially Goudie, being prosecuted by a 78-year-old woman Barbara Fanelli Miller on behalf of herself because Goudie had cheated her out of some US$300,000 –  even pocketing the cash Mrs. Miller had put in for her son’s bail.  

And her son did not commit suicide.  He died of a heart condition for which the mother had tried to get him treated ,which was why bail was so important, There is no treatment in Nong Plalai prison.

Although Miller is recorded as having died in hospital,that is how prison authorities cover up monthly deaths in Thailand’s inhumane and brutal penal system which Embassies say so little about.

Further there remains serious doubt about his guilt and his case is one of several high profile cases which have been brought into question including a major miscarriage of justice featured in the Bangkok Post last weekend.

Peeky wally and out of jail with Oui
Jirapun his latest assistant

Goudie then wrote: 

“Worakham was found not guilty on 22nd September after a two year campaign of #internetharrassment spearheaded by a convicted criminal and wanted fugitive had already as good as convicted her on the internet. 

“Worakham had featured on the web site of Andrew Drummond, who is now on the run with seven outstanding arrest warrants.

Goudie of course knows about internet harassment which is of course the purpose of CasewatchAsia.


But there is very little evidence of any campaign of harassment as I have only mentioned her twice – the first time when she had to go to jail because he never gave her the bail money, and the second time recently  when she told the Bankruptcy Court that she had no money and knew little about Alba Laws even though technically she was the boss.  She has been so insignificant that I have not even published a photo of her.

Goudie added:

“A third defendant, Brian Goudie has already lodged documents with Pattaya Court and officers of the Anti-Corruption squad following irregularities being revealed in Court files. Goudie and Worakham were jointly charged and lawyers say it is impossible to convict one party and dismiss against the others.”

Well I do not know what the anti-corruption squad is. But they certainly won’t be champing at the bit on this case.

Sounds a bit like his claims that ‘the Australian authorities want to track Drummond down and bring criminal charges’  – after I exposed and published his criminal record in Australia or that Drummond is a ‘convicted criminal and wanted fugitive”.

Seems a libel case of accusinfgGoudie
of being a fake lawyer has past its sell by
Goudie does not understand of course that he is being played at his own game.  
As none of the charges brought by him, (not any authority,)would merit even a civil case in the UK – such as publishing this photo-shopped picture of Goudie as a barrister – I was given the opportunity to sit this one out while getting my children into a good school in the UK. 
All I need to do is sit,wait,  and perhaps down a few beers as either Goudie goes to jail or does a runner…and the same goes for Drew Noyes, against whom the clock is rather ticking fast.
I do have to admit though, as a journalist covering crime for some 25 years here,  it remains difficult to find a low life of a sleazier nature than Goudie who has spent his life preying on people who cannot defend themselves. I can’t find a redeeming quality like an element of charm.  Neither can his victims.
I suspect a television programme made about him ‘Swindler Scot, Brian Goldie’ would have sold better world-wide had he actually been successful.
A dispatch from ‘The Flying Sporran’ – ‘on the run’.